funny shayari

Ladka: Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen'
             Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke ghar to jayen
Ladki: Aisa sochna bhi aye zalim paap hoga
             Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga

Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main
yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow

Aaj Tu Kali Hai, Kal Gulab Hoga
Mujh Se Shadi Kar Le, Bara Sawaab Hoga

Ladki: Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
                   Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi
        Ladka: Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga
                        Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hog

Maine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar
Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar

Milna hai to mil
isee duniya ke chaman main
Phir kya milna hoga,
        Jab laaash hogi kaphan main

Maine tujhe dekha,
handle badal badal kar
Tere baap ne mujhe peeta,
sandle badal badal kar

Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai
       Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat
        Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai