QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
Total Posts: 26285
Points: 0
Location:
Lahore, Pakistan
What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardarji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.
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Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone Book & said
"My Mobile No. has changed .. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"
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Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College
Banta : Really, what is he studing
Santa : No is not studying, they are Studying him.
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Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a
love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
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Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
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Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons.
1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message.
Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call
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Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
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Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.
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Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe
a
man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?
QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
7801 days old here
Total Posts: 26285
Points: 0
Location:
Lahore, Pakistan
Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.
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How can SantaSingh Kill a Lion?
SantaSingh thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison
n let lion eat me. JJJ
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A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married;
Guess what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.
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! Wife: Honey...... What are you looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour...??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
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SantaSingh: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..?
biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Accident ho jaye iske pahale ghar
pahunch jaate hai.
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SantaSingh : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying....
When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher
Studies Yaar...!!!
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the
field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
S! tudent : Ladies first.
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Man before Marriage I like Airtel...."Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"
After Marriage He's Like Hutch... " Where R U Go Our Network Follows."
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SantaSingh : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,
Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey.
SantaSingh : Oh, I Thought it was its Skin...!!!
