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•§ñøw Añgé£•

Age: 124
Total Posts: 25
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Location:
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1)Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of
pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar.
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why ?? why ??
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Because, Tendulkar is an opener.

2)Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
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Socho socho
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aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!

3)What will! u call a person who is leaving India ??

Socho...............Socho
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Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

4)Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam
Kya tha................................... .
Socho yar ....its very easy
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Answer: adidas

5)Luv and Kush were going to a village & in between
comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why ?
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Because Luv is blind!!!!!

6)Now Kush also jumps inside. Why?
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OK lot's of head scratching done.
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Answer is... Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
Want one more...

7) Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?..
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nahi pata..??
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Answer: D'Cold
"chain ki saans - D'cold"

8)Ek aur.....
Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol
chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon??

arey yeh to batao ...
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think harder...
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Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. Ha, ha,
ha..kitna asan tha ....kya yaar...tum bi na

9)Ek aur moaka de hi dete hain tumhe .....
kamal,vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade the..
bus aai vimal chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata
hai why???
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Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!

Posted 05 Jul 2006

•§ñøw Añgé£• says

•§ñøw Añgé£•

Age: 124
6719 days old here
Total Posts: 25
Points: 0

Location:
Canada, Canada

WIFE'S DIARY

Sunday night - I thought he was acting weird. We had
made plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee. I
was shopping with my friends all day
long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was
a bit late, but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go
somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he
kept quiet and absent.

I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing."

I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He
said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply
smiled and kept driving.

I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he
didn't say, "I love you, too."

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he
wanted me no more.

He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant
and absent.

Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later
he came to bed.

I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I
decided to confront him with the situation but he had
fallen asleep.

I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep.

I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his
thoughts are with someone else.

My life is a disaster.

HUSBAND'S DIARY

Today PAKISTAN lost. DAMN IT!!!

Posted 05 Jul 2006

•§ñøw Añgé£• says

•§ñøw Añgé£•

Age: 124
6719 days old here
Total Posts: 25
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Location:
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BHAI LOGO KA LOVE LETTER
"Apun Pakya ! Umar 25 saal, wajan 80 killo, 6 foot
hite aur poora kasrat body !!!

Abhi wo bole to kya hai na apun ko bhi life mein setle
hone ko maangta isiliye yeah adverteezment apun aap ko
de raila hai. Apun maanta hai ki apun Tapori hai,
bahut log ka pungi bajayela.

Magar apun ki bhi izzat hai markit mein!!! Apun ko bhi
public shaadi-bia me bulati hai woh bhi izzat se!
Saaal ka 8/10 peti to apun aaram se kama leta hai.

Buri aadat bole to aur bidi abhi kon nahi pita - yaar.
Akkha bada bada log apun log se jaasti chada leta hai.

Ab chokiri apun ko aisa maangta hai ke saath mein
nikele to public ki jal ke raakh ho jawe!

Bole to aik dam jhakas maal, aik dam patakha.

Thodi padi likhi hongi to chalenga kion ke saala yeah
kabhi-kabhi form bharne ke liye saala apun ko 25 log
ka haat-pair jodna padta hai.

Apun jo hai na shaadi ki baad aik dam sudhar jaayinga
iman se.

Maa kasam shadi ke baad apun kisi bhi chikni ko line
nahi denga.

Apun ka baccha log ko pada likkha kar apne jaisa
tapori banayinga...

bole to Tapori Doctor, Tapori computer waala aur bhi
bohat kuch...

Bus baap apun ko shadi ke baad me koi chokri ki
phamily ka lafda nahi maangta hai.. han bole to kabab
me haddi nahi banne ka kya! Koi saala beech mein
aayenga to baja dalenga.

Abhi yeah sub accha-saccha lage to apun ko contact
karne ka kya!

Munna Mobile ke pichchoo,
Pappu Pager ka Right Hand,
ShanPatti Nagar, Hairan Gali No. 420,

Pareshan Road
, Bhai Ka Area

Posted 05 Jul 2006

•§ñøw Añgé£• says

•§ñøw Añgé£•

Age: 124
6719 days old here
Total Posts: 25
Points: 0

Location:
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There was a conference going on in a jungle.

The king of the jungle decided "Jitney bhi animals hai un sabka swagat gutke se kiya jai".

There was only one animal which opted for a specific brand.

Which animal ?

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Socho.... socho......

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Giraffe
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Which brand did he want and why ? :-)
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Manikchand - Unchey log unchi pasand :-)

Posted 05 Jul 2006

•§ñøw Añgé£• says

•§ñøw Añgé£•

Age: 124
6719 days old here
Total Posts: 25
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Location:
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main kal ja raha tha

ke meri chappal toot gai

ab chappal to moochi seeta hai

seeta to darzi bhi hai

darzi to kapray seeta hai

kapray to rangeen hotay hain

rangeen to lota bhi hota hai

lota to bathroom main hota hai

bathroom main to nal bhi hota hai

nal to lohay ka hota hai

lohay ki to istiri bi hoti hai

istri to garam hoti hai

garam to Custard bhi hota hai

custard to peela hota hai

peela to chooza bhi hota hai

chooza to anday main se nikalta hai

anda to sufaid hota hai

sufaid to doodh bhi hota hai

doodh to bhains daity hai

bhains to kaali hoti hai

kaala to kuchh log bhi hotey hai

log toi to paan khatey hai

paan to laal hota hai

laal to gulab main bhi hota hai

gulaab main to kantay hotay hain

kantain to machli main bhi hotay hain

machli to achchi hoti hai

achcha to Bander bhi hota hai

bander to! bander hota hai

parhane walay bunder jaisay hi hotay hain

jo parh kar apna time barbad karte hain..

well..

upar wale nay aap ko bheja to bheja ..

per bheja to bheja, aisa bheja....

ki bheje mein bheja hi nahi bheja..

ye mujhe kisi ne bheja .. isliye maine aap ko bheja....

Aap ko Bura Laga ? Aap Kisi Aur ko Bhej Do.

Hisab BaraBar ... :-)

Posted 05 Jul 2006

•§ñøw Añgé£• says

•§ñøw Añgé£•

Age: 124
6719 days old here
Total Posts: 25
Points: 0

Location:
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ABC.......

A for Apple,
B for Bada Apple,
C for Chhota Apple,
D for Dusra Apple,
E for Ek aur Apple
F for Fokat Ka Apple,
G For Gol Apple
H For Ho Gaya Na Pet Kharab Khake Itne Sare Apple.

Posted 05 Jul 2006

•§ñøw Añgé£• says

•§ñøw Añgé£•

Age: 124
6719 days old here
Total Posts: 25
Points: 0

Location:
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People actually write such applications!!!
This is an actual collection of leave letters and applications
written by some people

1. A candidate's application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling
for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the
past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post.

2. An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to
sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one week leave.

3. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to
the cremation ground and I may not return, please grant me half day casual
leave"

4. A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am
studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave
me today"

5. A family friend of ours told an incident of his friend's letter "I am
suffering from fever, please declare holiday to the school"

6. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining,
please grant me leave for the day".

7. A covering note "I am enclosed herewith..."

8. Another leave letter written to Administration dept: "As my mother-in-law has
expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

9. Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from
sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

10. Letter writing: - "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same
well."

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