QUEEN VICTORIA
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KAUN BANEGA CROREPATI
Before Amitabh Bachchan's contract for Kaun Banega Crorepati Star plus has taken some auditions for anchor, here are a few new auditions for the show.
Nana Patekar : Jaldi se jawab bol. Sahi jawab tere ko lakhpati bana daalega. Galat jawab tere ko hijda bana dega.
Shatrughan Sinha : Khaamosh ! Bihari babu ke saamne zaban chalata hai. Tera cheque phaad ke phek doonga.
Dharmendra : Galat jawab ! Kutte Kameene, main tera khoon pee jaoonga.
Amrish Puri : Sahi jawab ! Mogambo khush hua!
Amjad Khan : Kitne options the ? Chaar! Soover ke bachchon! Chaar chaar options! Bahut na-insaafi hai! 50-50 kar ke do galat jawab maine uda diye. Ab Theek hai. Ab bol, tera kya hoga kaaliya?
Sanjay Dutt : Aye item log, kaaye ko udhar khada hai? Idhar aake mere pass baith jaa. Kya be chikne - tere ko aata hai to bol daal varna main tere ko idhar-eech phod daalega.
Raj Kumar : Jaani, huuum, hhhuuuum hote to apne dost ko phone kar ke sawaal poochh lete.
Jagdeep : Bole to Soorma Bhopali - meri jeb ho gayi khaali. Mere pass to koi cheque nahin hain. Arre mujhko jaane do.
Mithun Chakraborty : Eeyaeech ! Tu audience poll karega? Aye, yahan ke public ke paas time nahin hai. Kya nahin hai? Time nahin hai.
Kesto Mukherji : Hee-heek. Hee-yaik. Apne ko sab kuch do-do dikh rahela hai. Hee-heek. Yeh aath options kidhar se aa gaye ? Hee-yok. Apne ko bahut chad gayeli hai.
Jeetendra : Lekin kyoon? ( groan ) Aap aisa kyoon kar rahe hai? (whine) Aap kabhi bhi game chhod kar jaa sakte hai.
Ashok Kumar : To abhi aapne yeh dekha ( wheeze ), ki yahan se Delhi ke Ramesh Kumar ( gasp ), yahan se Rs. 20,000 leke chale gaye. ( groan ). Kal aur dus logon ko leke phir milenge Hum Log ( croak ).
