By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime..
An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, Have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable And able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
Have a lap that can hold four children at one time, Have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands."
The angel was astounded at the requirements.
"Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."
But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."
The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord."
"She is soft ," the Lord agreed,
"but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
"Will she be able to think?" asked the angel.
The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, She will be able to reason and negotiate."
The angel then noticed something, And reaching out, touched the woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."
"That's not a leak," The Lord corrected, " that's a tear!"
"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.
The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, Her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, Her loneliness, her grief and her pride."
The angel was impressed.
"You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing."
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cutefriend said:
hmmm
wat abt tha mannnnnnnnnnnn
ap maa ban sakte ho nahi yeh batao phelay mujhe nahi batao mujhe bas what abt the man man koi baat na seh sakta hai na na usko orat ki tarhan yeh subkarna parta hai na hato pechay hato
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equlity per kaise a gaye ap yeh baat mat karo ghar humay chalana hota hai woh orat bi hai jiska koi man nahi phir bi woh ghar chala rahe hai aur aba ama ki story nahi phochi maine ki mummy daddy daddy mummy batao mujhe 9 months to dady maze se sotay hi hai na jub mummy takleefo main hoti hai nahi ans karo bhago nahi
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chalooo ab equality per bhi nahi attii galz
wesye kehti phirti hain ham mardoo se kam nahi un ke equal hai hamyen bhi rights minlye chahyen equals
ab ager kaha hia ke equal hain tu phir ab quality ki baat kertye hoooo is baat per a jati hain
hmm yani ke orat akeli ghar chala sakti hai hmmm ghar sirf chalanye ki baat hai tu jab single person hotye hain tu life guzartye hi hain na thora tab khana peena chor detye hain yan nahi kertye jesye woman life guzar sakti hai single wesye man bhi guzar sakta hia
aur 9 month waliii baat ke answer per apun ban ho sakta hia yarn warning mil sakti hai
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it is ok cute and fairy app loog larain na yeh sahi hai ke ager man acha ho to ussi ke dam se gher chalta hai aur ager aurat achi ho to ussi ke dam se gher janat banta hai per donon main se eik bhi acha na ho to gher dausakh ban jata hai aur zindagi majbuuri main katti hai, humare mashare main mard ki boohat ehmiyat hai is liye aurat appne app ko mazloom kehti hai balke kai cases main aurat hoti bhi hai majboor per her case main aisa nahin hota.
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apun lar nahi raha yar dear yehi baat ki hai apun ne bhi
hmmmm orat mazloom pehlye nahi thi yeh hamari apni waja se hi hua hai
aur is main involve dono gender hain ager koi masla ho jata hia tu maa aur baap dono hi apni beti ko kehtye hain ke choro bas theek hai choro hamari izaat ka masla hai yeh woh so ager sirf kaha jaye orat mazloom mard ki waja se hai to totally wrong cuz every one know tali aik hath se nahi bajti thats it
