Baqayeda Khawri

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new_beau

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United Arab Emirates, United Arab Emirates


Sun lo dosto hamaari daastaan

Kal Shaam yaani December ki pehli Shaam

Mainn Nikla,,,...gad lay ker nahin

Mainn Nikla ghar say Laundry kay Kapray lay ker..Socha yeh tha keh Laundry mainn Kapray day ker City Center Mall jaoon ga..wahan koi Fil achhi lagi hui tou dekh loon ga ..werna wapas aa jaoon ga...Indian Movie DHOOM2 mainn Last thursday ko dekh chuka tha (Wahan NADIA KHAN say bhi mulaaqaat hui thi )....

Khair Laundry say Nikal ker mainn Mall ki taraf ja hi raha tha keh...aik BURAY LAMHA mainn mujhay apnay aik dost ko Phone kernay ka khayaal aa gaya

Mainn Shahzad Shah ki Ghalti say call ker li..keh aao Film dekhtay hainn...He said 10 Minute kay liyey Airport Jaan hay,..Phir Chalain gay Movie Dekhnay..I agreed.

Yahaan say Daastan Shuru hui....I went to ATM Machine First to get 200 Dirham...Machine boli..bhai saheb aap ki aaj ki Cycle limit Over hay ..so No Paisa I was shocked...limit tou 10,000 ki hay...Khair uss kay baad Dost kay saath Taxi pakar kay Airport gaye....Wahan Azaan ho gayee ..Mainn nay Dost say kaha tum apna kaam kero Mainn Namaaz perh ker aata hoon...

ISHA Ki namaaz perh ker baher Nikal tou mera Iklotay Fasionable Silver Color kay Shoes Kisi aur ka naseeb ban chukay thay...

Dubai ki History mainn Rizwan Ashar saheb pehlay aadmi honn gay ..Jinhonn nay Kal raat Pooray Dubai AIrport ka NANNGAY PAONN chakkar lagaya..Saaray Passengers Humhi per Nigaahainn Jamaye Baithay thay...

Airport ki Kisi shop per Kisi bhi type kay Shoe ya Slipper Available nahin thay..

Aur wahan say Taxi bhi 20 Dirham mainn Meter Down Kerti hay...Aur Ooper say Halki Halki Baarish....

Khair Paidal 10 Minute ka safar tay ker kay..Airport ki Hudood say baher aa ker Taxi Pakri...Seedhay GIFT VILLAGE store gaye..wahan say Chappal Khareedi...Paonn dhoye aur Chappal pehni...

Magar Abhi Qismat ki Devi kuchh aur Athkeliyaann kernayt kay Mood mainn thi.....

DNATA Kay Paas Falcon Restaurant say Khaana kha ker ...Shahzaad nay kaha keh Mujhay DHOOM 2 hi dekhni hay..GRAND CINEMA chaltay hainn..GRAND HYATT hotel mainn..

Wahan Ponhchay Again Taxi kay Paisay Kharach ker kay...Wahan 3 Show thay House Full...Wahan say Wapas CITY CENTER MALL aaye..wahan 2 Show thay..donon Full...

Wahan say GHUSSAA KHA ker AL GHURAI MAAL aaye raat 11 bajay...1 Bajay waala show sirf available tha..Woh bhi LAST TWO SEATS and in Front ROW...

Khair...Film dekhi aur subha 3 bajay wapas ghar...

Kaisi hay daastann
Posted 02 Dec 2006

bohat hi dukhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
wo atm ka kya bana?
Posted 02 Dec 2006

new_beau says
Woh bhi bohat STORY ho gayee,,,

Bank phone kiya tou woh bolay,.Bhai saheb aap kay Credit card ki Payment cut gayee hay on 100% Basis...Mainn nay kaha ..abay Dhakkan...Minimum Payment kaat na.,..Mainn next whole month kya khaoon ga....

Phir request dalwayee...ab kal tek Paisay Reverse ho jaenn gay


Waisya yeh bank waalay hotay hii...






Fragie ko chhor ker... Aur Platonic ko bhi...
Posted 02 Dec 2006

javad says
Posted 02 Dec 2006

Posted 02 Dec 2006

javad says
YE AUNTI AAJ YAHAN KESAY?
Posted 02 Dec 2006

~Fragi~ says
new_beau said:

Woh bhi bohat STORY ho gayee,,,

Bank phone kiya tou woh bolay,.Bhai saheb aap kay Credit card ki Payment cut gayee hay on 100% Basis...Mainn nay kaha ..abay Dhakkan...Minimum Payment kaat na.,..Mainn next whole month kya khaoon ga....

Phir request dalwayee...ab kal tek Paisay Reverse ho jaenn gay


Waisya yeh bank waalay hotay hii...






Fragie ko chhor ker... Aur Platonic ko bhi...




haan ... yar waisey yeh tu reality hai .. banks waley hotey barey kharoos hain   
Posted 02 Dec 2006

new_beau says
javad said:

YE AUNTI AAJ YAHAN KESAY?



Bhateejay ki pitayee kay liyey
Posted 03 Dec 2006

new_beau says
NEXT DAY KI KHAWRI

Next Day yaani Saturday 02 Dec bhi UAE National Day ka holiday tha...Subha 09:30 per Utha..Kamray ki Safayee ker kay Pyaara Pyaara kiya uss ko..Phir Shower lay ker..Baher Restaurant per Nashta kiya...CATS & DOGS baarish baras rahi thi

Nashta ker kay Net Cafe gaya..wafa 1 hour Surfing....Phir ALIEN VS PREDATORE movie Pari thi PC mainn woh dekhi....

Uss kay baad Dost (Zulfeqar) ko phone kiya...Woh Land Cruiser lay ker aaya...Aur Hum Awaara Gardi ko Niklay...BAN SANWAR KAY...point to be noted Ban sanwar kay ...Good Jeans ,,Good T-SHirt..Joggers...

Aur Phir


Sharja was FULL OF WATER...,


Wahan aik Syrian Larki Gaari Band hui thi Gehray Paani kay Ander...Jis dost ko Sharjah Pick kernay ja raha thay..uss ko Bhool ker Hum RESCUE Memmebr Ban gaye..


Pent ko Nicker Bana ker...ROPE nikaala aur KOOD PERAY PAANI mainn Bilkul waisay hi jaisay GAYEE BHAINS PAANI mainn,....Aik Syrian Larkay ki phir aik South Indian Family ki Car ko paani say nikaala....Phir ussi halat mainn Hum Dost kay ghar gaye..uss ko Pick kiya..Wapas Dubai aaye...wahan MAMZAR beach per gaye..Barasti Baarish mainn Nahaana Shuru ker diya....

3 Bajay say say 7 Bajay tek Barasti Baarish aur Samander ki Mojainn

Shaam 7 Bajay...ussi bheegi halat mainn QUSAIS AREA kay SANFEETA Resraurant per jaa ker SOUP piya...phir 3rd friend ko Wapas Sharjah Drop ker kay Wapas Dubai ghar aaye....Naha ker Dress change kiya...Phir PORT SAEED gaye..wahan say Shave kerwayee Saloon say..Phir Pur Takalluf Khaana kha ker wapas QUSAIS apnay Ghar ....Aur Phir BISTER AUR HUM ....
Posted 03 Dec 2006

new_beau says
Posted 04 Dec 2006

Mujrim says
buhut achay betay
kaafi mazay kiye aapne
kaash aapkay saath hota mei
Posted 04 Dec 2006

new_beau says
Exams dey lo..phir chalainn gay
Posted 05 Dec 2006

new_beau says
MG kay paas Daawat Khaanay
Posted 05 Dec 2006

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm yahan tou nahin koodatay kabhi pani main
Posted 05 Dec 2006

javad said:

YE AUNTI AAJ YAHAN KESAY?


javad jee ye aap nay mujhay kaha hai?
ghustaaaaaaaaaaaakh
Posted 05 Dec 2006

Mujrim says
aunty kehnay mei kya harj hai
Posted 07 Dec 2006

kiran says
kuch nahin uncle jee appko abb hamesha hum uncle hi kahain gai kjun ke ager aunty kehne main haraj nahin to uncle kehne main bhi haraj nahin hona chahiye
Posted 08 Dec 2006

KING OF JB said:

ub wo sach bi kubhi kubhi bolta hain per jub bolta hian top ek dam sahi bolta hain




aap javad jee kay gawah kab say banay hain
Posted 11 Dec 2006

Mujrim says
bari chalak ho kiran jee oh sry aunty jee
Posted 12 Dec 2006

new_beau says
Posted 13 Dec 2006

BisMa says
kiya howa
Posted 13 Dec 2006

Mujrim says
Posted 13 Dec 2006

Mujrim says
kauna maarayga usko??
Posted 13 Dec 2006

new_beau says
Maaray ga jee maaray ga...Koi na koi tou maaray ga
Posted 16 Dec 2006

Mujrim says
hum se shiruwat karlo
Posted 19 Dec 2006

aap ko itna shoq hai maar khanay ka
Posted 19 Dec 2006

Mujrim says
arre aap logoon ke liye jaan hazir hai isliye socha maar to kuch nai hai
Posted 20 Dec 2006

Mujrim says
soch liya
(kaunsa aap asal mei aake marogay
net pe hee marogay na chalta hai)
Posted 21 Dec 2006

Mujrim says
chalo jee ruk jata hoo
par meri yeh halat nai karna
chehray ke siwa kahin bhi thukai karna hai karlena
Posted 22 Dec 2006

Mujrim says
wah yaar
thora hisab se marna
behisab nai
salikay sa marna sir
Posted 23 Dec 2006

Mujrim says
ajao sir dhoondlo mujhe aur marlo
Posted 23 Dec 2006

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