Merry Christmas

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Asian was put in charge of decorating the office christmas tree............bad idea

i first began by throwing the tree to the floor and wrestling tinsel, then i added a few asian touches, i.e. half price Lahore curry house leaflets

then to make it super duper.

i added signs

"100% fat free"
"Help me find my ball balls"
"tree seeks girl for shaadi"
"does my bum look big in this"
"what do you mean, i'am green?"
"Fuzzy fazal woz ere kickin it!"

my boss is berry impressed

anything else need decorating

Posted 11 Dec 2006

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funny kuri

Posted 18 Dec 2006

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Asian said:
Asian was put in charge of decorating the office christmas tree............bad idea

i first began by throwing the tree to the floor and wrestling tinsel, then i added a few asian touches, i.e. half price Lahore curry house leaflets

then to make it super duper.

i added signs

"100% fat free"
"Help me find my ball balls"
"tree seeks girl for shaadi"
"does my bum look big in this"
"what do you mean, i'am green?"
"Fuzzy fazal woz ere kickin it!"

my boss is berry impressed

anything else need decorating

jesus must be looking down and groaning

Posted 18 Dec 2006

Asian says

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i know i'am naughtie,

besides christmas is a pagan festival

eid much better, more meaning

Posted 18 Dec 2006

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pagan festival it might be but now christmas is as meaningfull to billions of christians as eid is to us

Posted 18 Dec 2006

Asian says

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its still pegan

they donno when jesus was born

besides ask a kid what christmas is, they will say

presents.

i have told me nephew straight up santa is part of coca cola, and christmas is pagan

marshallah he knows the score, he even gives a shair of his own eidi to the Mosque

besides muslims have our christmas

JANUARY SALESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

RIVER ISLAND HERE I COME

Posted 18 Dec 2006

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dec 25 was basically the birth day of god of sun,christians just adopted it,but anyway i have quite a few christian friends and they attach so much importance to it.
its a beautifull event i always look forward to it.
who cares about the origin anyway

Posted 18 Dec 2006

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still pagan

i dont like freemasions enither bunch of.....

aho

cant wait EID COMMING UP

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Posted 19 Dec 2006

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santa quick beat him up

Posted 19 Dec 2006

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marry xmas to you too Asian sis

Posted 19 Dec 2006

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you too

sit on the sofa in my PJ

eat ice cream

scratch my bumpty

just like any other day

Posted 19 Dec 2006

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Nice

Posted 19 Dec 2006

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sxi

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