Asian was put in charge of decorating the office christmas tree............bad idea
i first began by throwing the tree to the floor and wrestling tinsel, then i added a few asian touches, i.e. half price Lahore curry house leaflets
then to make it super duper.
i added signs
"100% fat free"
"Help me find my ball balls"
"tree seeks girl for shaadi"
"does my bum look big in this"
"what do you mean, i'am green?"
"Fuzzy fazal woz ere kickin it!"
my boss is berry impressed
anything else need decorating
