TICKET
Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway station ticket
counter with two men ahead of him.
Ek Punjab Mail dena.'' demanded the man in front. He was given a ticket.
''Ek Punjab Mail dena.'' the second man asked and was handed a ticket.
Then came the turn of Banta Singh, ''Ek Punjab female dena!''
''What do u mean by Punjab female?
'' asked the clerk.
''It is for my wife
'' replied Banta Singh
