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Asian

Age: 37
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Police State, Pakistan
abb class suro hai, sub bachay behave karo,

meai hoon tumarie teacher, Asian, naam hai

Miss Asian al habibi yaha bobo ali barfee chilghooza


likin Miss Asian bolo

okie abb ye Balo zuban class hai

first lesson

Hello---->WUB

how are you-------> how de do de?

i am fine thankyou, yourself?------->de do de fine de?tu

whats the time?------------>timie wimie?

which ways the toilet?---------->potty

i love you------------------>habla habla habla habla

i hate you---------->grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

i want your cookies---------> MUNCHY MUNCHY
Posted 13 Jan 2007

BoRnFl_iRt says
I Like This One ....

how are you-------> how de do de?

De Do Di LoLzz...

Lagta Hai Kissi Drum Master Ki Paidawar Hai Yeh Language .. LoLz...
Posted 13 Jan 2007

Asian says
i say that in college to my law lecturer


he says i am bright marshallah,

but off my head,

we had to go into AnE, my friend though it would be fun to shove the USB port up one nostrell , and the headphone port in the other

electric shock

he had blood shot eyes

o well legal future of wales .............................yup were screwed
Posted 13 Jan 2007

BoRnFl_iRt says
OBVIOUSLY ..... No DOUBT ABT IT LOLZ...
Posted 13 Jan 2007

Asian says
o well got to start somewhere
Posted 13 Jan 2007

BoRnFl_iRt says
Yeah WALES Wud b a Better Start ..

Or Ya can Go TO Glassgow ...
Posted 13 Jan 2007

Asian says
no way, i hate the scottish

if you get stuck on a mountain with a scottish dude for 5 hours just because he burnt a ciggreat hole into your mape

then ask would you ever consider dating a white scotts man, and then get "weee indian bonnie lass"




i go scottland i would comitt MURDER,

or as they say "MUR-DDER"
Posted 13 Jan 2007

BoRnFl_iRt says
HAHAHAHAHA ... I Never Had Any Scotish GF LoLz.. So Cant Tell...

But I Had Some Scotish Frnds.. & U R Right .. Sometimes They Act Really Strange ..

Specially When They Get Drunk LoLz...

I Have Beaten 8 Scotish Guys Once LoLz.. It Was FUN ..
Posted 13 Jan 2007

Asian says
na i am not attracted to goray


gimmie a chocolatey apnay any day


we were in derby, usally go nott's b'ham london depends on the work

Posted 13 Jan 2007

BoRnFl_iRt says
Wot work ?

I've Been To Pakistan In Aug 2005 .. Its been 1.5 Years Now ..

No Going Back To GORA Land ...
Mera DESH MAHAAN ..
Posted 13 Jan 2007

Asian says
i work for welsh assembly goverment dude,


free lance consultant,
and as a youth worker
Posted 13 Jan 2007

BoRnFl_iRt says
Really Thts Good ..

I Use To Work For Shepherd's Bush Council Government..
It Was Fun .. I Was A Education Consultant There ..

But Now I M More Happy .. Workin With My Own PPL..
Much More FUN ..
Posted 13 Jan 2007

Asian says
yeah i just got a bolcking from work

we have cabinet meetings i'am vice president of my section

first Pakistani to work nationally and internationally


we had a meeting with the city council officals about Islamaphobia

i told them the issues

one cllr got up and said

"we have had the somaliah, PROBLEM, and the irish PROBLEM, now we have the asian muslim PROBLEM"

i called him a twat

my boss said i need to learn to be more creative in my dissagreements and not call elected reps twats

well he was

o well
Posted 13 Jan 2007

Asian says



Posted 13 Jan 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Asian said:






paki tuuty
Posted 13 Jan 2007

Asian says
yup ASIAN PAKISTANI PUNJABAN FOR LIFE
Posted 13 Jan 2007

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