Mae Ne Poocha Chand Se

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sweetie

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mainay poocha chand say
dekha hai kahin maray yaar sa haseen
chand nay kaha
saale itnay upar say dikhta hai kya


Good morning...
Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!


Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!."
FLATTERED...?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.


From Monday to Sunday
From January To December
From birth till my death
My feelings for you have never changed.
For me, you've always been........... a headache


Din ko chain nahi
Raat ko aram nahi.
Jee na lagay kahen
Aay khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?
Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi ..... Aaj ka temperature 43 degree celcius hai.


My friend, the best quality that i like about u is that, U R very sentimental .... (10% Senti and 90% Mental).

Dark were those days, without your sight.
When I was in darkness, you gave me light.
You gave me strength 2 make life bright.
Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT


Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di;
Apartment manga.. bangla diya;
dost manga to tumhain diya..
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia
When I C the moon I C U
When I C the stars I C U
When I C the Sea I C U
Get out of the way you are blocking my view.


I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!


Zindagi mein tum bohat aage jaaoo gay
kyonkay jahan bhi tum jaooge
sab kahain gay, chal be chal aagay chal.


One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two
men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got
out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?"he asked one man.
"We don't have any money for food.", The poorman replied. "Oh, come along
with me then."
"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"
"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!",he said to the other man.
"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man answered.
"Bring them as well!"
They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as
large as the limo.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows says "Sir, you are too kind. Thank
you for taking all of us with you."
The rich man replied "No, I appreciate you: the grass at my home is about
three feet tall!"


[:)]

Posted 08 Sep 2003

Cute_gal says
lol....seen it already!
Posted 08 Sep 2003

sweetie says
ssshhhhhh.. dont tell anyone [:p]

Posted 08 Sep 2003

jani420 says
hehehehe nice
Posted 09 Sep 2003

Rain Man says
indeed very nice
Posted 09 Sep 2003

sweetie says
thankas thankas :D

Posted 09 Sep 2003

Ashii says
ooooo.. hehhehehee...
coooool..
hey sweetie, it seems chanda ne jab se aap ko dekha hai eye site week ho gai hai uss ki.. khekhekehee..
Posted 09 Sep 2003

sweetie says
lolzz
woww mujhe nahi pata tha chand ne mujhe dekha hae.. how shweet :D
wo baad ki baat hae k us ki nazar kharab ho gai lekin dekha to sahi :D :D

Posted 09 Sep 2003

Ashii says
quote:
Originally posted by sweetie

lolzz
woww mujhe nahi pata tha chand ne mujhe dekha hae.. how shweet :D
wo baad ki baat hae k us ki nazar kharab ho gai lekin dekha to sahi :D :D



jiiiii nahi, wo mujhe dhoond raha tha ap pe nazar par gai..
waise iss mei itna khush hone ki kya baat hai ?¿
chaand hi hai, kenu reeves to nahi [:I]
Posted 09 Sep 2003

sweetie says
lolzz

chand chand hae.. kenu reeves cant be chand :p

Posted 09 Sep 2003

Ashii says
quote:
Originally posted by sweetie

lolzz

chand chand hae.. kenu reeves cant be chand :p



han na naaa..
chand chand hai
keenu reeves kenu reeves hai
me me hu
ap aap ho
aur ap wo ho jisse chand ne dekha hai..
pooor chand [:(]

hehehheee... heyy kidinnnn'
Posted 09 Sep 2003

Ashii says
heyy sweetie yar,
more jokes naaa plz.. me in a vvv bad moood
Posted 09 Sep 2003

sweetie says
yeah sure.. very soon.

and btw.. mae itni bhi badsurat nahi hoon k chand poor ho jaye :p

Posted 09 Sep 2003

Ashii says
itni nahi ???
phir kitni..
heheheee..
(o yaaar dont mind anything i say.. me completely out today)
Posted 09 Sep 2003

madmax says
aghar chand poor nahi hae to mae to hoon na

Good morning...
Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!

waisea i havent seen it before nice work chotti m

pray abhithak to apni leyi nahi ki hae aur live kani mae rakha kiya hae yea duniya yea mehfil meri kaam ki nahi

take a bath so that other may live too lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz nice


Posted 10 Sep 2003

Zabardast jokes
[:D] [^] [morph] [:)]
Posted 10 Sep 2003

sweetie says
quote:
Originally posted by SALL

itni nahi ???
phir kitni..
heheheee..
(o yaaar dont mind anything i say.. me completely out today)



lolzz

haan itni nahi.. agay samjhna tumhara kaam hae [:p]

its ok dont worry sall i dont midn anything :D
Posted 10 Sep 2003

sweetie says
quote:
Originally posted by queen victoria

Zabardast jokes
[:D] [^] [morph] [:)]




wowww queen victoria jee ko bhi jokes pasand aye.. hamay bari khushi hoi :p

Posted 10 Sep 2003

Ashii says
quote:
Originally posted by sweetie
lolzz
haan itni nahi.. agay samjhna tumhara kaam hae [:p]

its ok dont worry sall i dont midn anything :D




mind missing ???
lol..
Posted 10 Sep 2003

sweetie says
lolzz

nahi .. mind to hae.. lekin mae mind nahi karti.. [:D]

Posted 10 Sep 2003

Ashii says
quote:
Originally posted by sweetie

lolzz

nahi .. mind to hae.. lekin mae mind nahi karti.. [:D]



heeehehehheee......
areyyyy check karna pare ga.. let me call dr salll that ap ki khopri ka complete check up ho..

DR SALL : heyy mera hathora kahan haiiiii..
Posted 10 Sep 2003

sweetie says
arre dr sahab.. agar hathoray ka use kiya to mae to itnay se mind se bhi jaoon gi.. koi aur tareeka use karain na.

:d

Posted 10 Sep 2003

Ashii says
nahi yarrr.. if i was a guy i d have used a bulldoser.. par hum sinf e nazuk jara najuk mijaz hein na /smoking

khekhekheee..
Posted 10 Sep 2003

sweetie says
[:O]

nazuk mizaji mae hathora.. hai mae bechari :$

btw

can i ask u something

r u a gal?? :$

Posted 10 Sep 2003

Ashii says
do i sound that much like a guy ????? [:(][V]
waise itna to nahi.. coz kissi larki ne line nahi mari mujh pe [:I] hehhehehehee...
toba toba tobaaaa...
sshhhh..
Posted 10 Sep 2003

sweetie says
lolzzz

u;re confusing me now :$
Posted 10 Sep 2003

Ashii says
y confusing ??
it s simple.. me a gal but when i act like a stupid i sounds like a guy... khekhekhehee..
(mujhe maar na par jae ab kahin)
Posted 10 Sep 2003

sweetie says
ahhaaa

okkk got it now

but finally got k u r girl.. so i wont mix u with guys now ;)

Posted 10 Sep 2003

madmax says
ok consider me too a girl so lolzzzzzz
Posted 10 Sep 2003

sweetie says
lolzz

fast definetely sathya gaya hae

Posted 10 Sep 2003

madmax says
kisi ki wajah si sathya gaya hoon
Posted 10 Sep 2003

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