this might be offensive to some people but i couldent stop laughing :
Asian *ready to take a shower and her cell phone rings
in her jean pocket*
Asian : ello?
W.O.L: Salam
Asian: Walakum Salam
W.O.L.: kaya ker rahie ho?
Asian: ehhhh hmmmmmm well, o God
W.O.L: kaya busy ho
Asian: Tumarie be kaya timing hai
W.O.L: kaya howa?
Asian: meai shower leni walli hoon.....
W.O.L: baad meai lay lena
Asian: no dude i'am nudie
W.O.L:
Asian: u naughtie
W.O.L: ek min therro meai video call kerta hoon
Asian:
W.O.L:
W.O.L is a naughtie bacha is ko daanto