AJEEB BAAT HAI....

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Rehan M Din

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Mera time chori ho raha hai...

Posted 23 Feb 2007

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haan jee hum kitab hai woh bhi enlish + urdu mei



Kifayat tasveeri Qaeda...


haan wohi wohi


aaj kal to MOTI QAIDA ziada hit ja raha hai...


zaroor yeh chandni jee ya LG ne likhi hogi apnay size ke mutabik


Yeh Fat wala MOTI qaida nahi... Pearl wala Moti qaida hai...


ohhh acha


abb hass rahay ho ... pehlay unn ko MOTI keh dia...

abbe moti fat wala nai moti pearl wala kaha hai
biyan badli
Posted 21 Mar 2007

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chori per khush ho rahy ho... thek hai bacho jee...


jee bhai


chal hatttt....
bhai kehtay ho aur chori per khush hotay ho...

Posted 21 Mar 2007

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ek security guard hee rakhlo



Tusi aa jao...


na jee assi uss security guard ko mareinge


tum bhee choron kay saath milay ho...

haan jee naam se nai lagta kya
Posted 21 Mar 2007

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aap test lai lain... doubt clear ho jae ga...



arre hum khud test de de ke pagal hogaye hai


pehlay sai hain... test ko ilzam na dain na...



abbe yaar iss khuli kitab ko aynak lagay kay parh sub saamne aajayega
bus thoray say alfaz mitay huwe hai


Konsi Kitab.....



arre hum kitab aur kaun


Farsi... pashto... french... dutch ya koi aur kitab...


na farsi na pashta aur na hee french hum to urdu aur english wali kitab hai


Dubai mai urdu ka kya kaaaam.....????


arre yahan to arab logoo ko humne urdu sikhadi haiaur tum keh rahay ho urdu ka kya kaam


unhon nay seekh lee... abb bhee kya kaam hai...


bolnay ka to kaam hai na


wahan per log ja kar arabic boltay hain aur woh urdu bolain...

haan jee ek egyptain dost hai woh to poori poori urdu bolsakta hai
aur mashAllah uski awaz buhut achi hai aur jab woh gana gata Bhula Do - Raeth maza aajata hai
Posted 21 Mar 2007

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

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Rehan M Din said:

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Rehan M Din said:

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Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

haan jee hum kitab hai woh bhi enlish + urdu mei



Kifayat tasveeri Qaeda...


haan wohi wohi


aaj kal to MOTI QAIDA ziada hit ja raha hai...


zaroor yeh chandni jee ya LG ne likhi hogi apnay size ke mutabik


Yeh Fat wala MOTI qaida nahi... Pearl wala Moti qaida hai...


ohhh acha


abb hass rahay ho ... pehlay unn ko MOTI keh dia...

abbe moti fat wala nai moti pearl wala kaha hai
biyan badli


Hawwwwwwwwww... abb donon motian meray pechay parrr jaen gee...
Posted 21 Mar 2007

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:



chori per khush ho rahy ho... thek hai bacho jee...


jee bhai


chal hatttt....
bhai kehtay ho aur chori per khush hotay ho...



jao jao.. mai naraz hoon...
Posted 21 Mar 2007

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

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ek security guard hee rakhlo



Tusi aa jao...


na jee assi uss security guard ko mareinge


tum bhee choron kay saath milay ho...

haan jee naam se nai lagta kya


naam to jaali hai... pata chal gya hai mujhay...
Posted 21 Mar 2007


Raeth maza kya hota hai....???
Posted 21 Mar 2007

kOoLeSt1 says
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pora ho to jama karon na....


lhair hai mein udhar day doon

ya phir bank se karz pe le lena
Posted 21 Mar 2007

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pora ho to jama karon na....


lhair hai mein udhar day doon

ya phir bank se karz pe le lena


bank walon kay pas time ho to bill jama karnay ka liye linain lagani parain...??
Posted 22 Mar 2007


cHori ka bastoband karna hai...
keh na ho...
Raat phir 24 min chori howay...
Posted 22 Mar 2007

kOoLeSt1 says
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pora ho to jama karon na....


lhair hai mein udhar day doon

ya phir bank se karz pe le lena


bank walon kay pas time ho to bill jama karnay ka liye linain lagani parain...??

jis din linein na ho tu os din le lo
Posted 22 Mar 2007


us din ya to bank kangla hota hai...
ya fir salary aur cheques walon ki lines lagi hoti hain...

Posted 22 Mar 2007

kOoLeSt1 says
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us din ya to bank kangla hota hai...
ya fir salary aur cheques walon ki lines lagi hoti hain...


bank kab kangal hoya hai
nahe wo tu mahe ne k akhair mein hota hai
app us se pehley chale jana na yaar
Posted 22 Mar 2007


mahinay kay aakhir mai bank kangaal... shuru mai salaries walay... mid of month mai bill walay... kabb jaon...

Posted 22 Mar 2007

Mujrim says
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Rehan M Din said:

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Rehan M Din said:

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Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

haan jee hum kitab hai woh bhi enlish + urdu mei



Kifayat tasveeri Qaeda...


haan wohi wohi


aaj kal to MOTI QAIDA ziada hit ja raha hai...


zaroor yeh chandni jee ya LG ne likhi hogi apnay size ke mutabik


Yeh Fat wala MOTI qaida nahi... Pearl wala Moti qaida hai...


ohhh acha


abb hass rahay ho ... pehlay unn ko MOTI keh dia...

abbe moti fat wala nai moti pearl wala kaha hai
biyan badli


Hawwwwwwwwww... abb donon motian meray pechay parrr jaen gee...


bach tu ab
Posted 30 Mar 2007

Mujrim says
Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:



chori per khush ho rahy ho... thek hai bacho jee...


jee bhai


chal hatttt....
bhai kehtay ho aur chori per khush hotay ho...



jao jao.. mai naraz hoon...

bhai bhai mei mazak chalta hai yaar
Posted 30 Mar 2007

Mujrim says
Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

ek security guard hee rakhlo



Tusi aa jao...


na jee assi uss security guard ko mareinge


tum bhee choron kay saath milay ho...

haan jee naam se nai lagta kya


naam to jaali hai... pata chal gya hai mujhay...

kisne keh diya??
Posted 30 Mar 2007

kOoLeSt1 says
Rehan M Din said:


mahinay kay aakhir mai bank kangaal... shuru mai salaries walay... mid of month mai bill walay... kabb jaon...


yaar apke kam ka hal nikalna bohot mushkil hai
Posted 31 Mar 2007

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

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Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

haan jee hum kitab hai woh bhi enlish + urdu mei



Kifayat tasveeri Qaeda...


haan wohi wohi


aaj kal to MOTI QAIDA ziada hit ja raha hai...


zaroor yeh chandni jee ya LG ne likhi hogi apnay size ke mutabik


Yeh Fat wala MOTI qaida nahi... Pearl wala Moti qaida hai...


ohhh acha


abb hass rahay ho ... pehlay unn ko MOTI keh dia...

abbe moti fat wala nai moti pearl wala kaha hai
biyan badli


Hawwwwwwwwww... abb donon motian meray pechay parrr jaen gee...


bach tu ab


purani baat ho gae... unhon nay dekha hee nahi...

Posted 31 Mar 2007

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:



chori per khush ho rahy ho... thek hai bacho jee...


jee bhai


chal hatttt....
bhai kehtay ho aur chori per khush hotay ho...



jao jao.. mai naraz hoon...

bhai bhai mei mazak chalta hai yaar


Itnay serious ho kar mazak...

Posted 31 Mar 2007

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

ek security guard hee rakhlo



Tusi aa jao...


na jee assi uss security guard ko mareinge


tum bhee choron kay saath milay ho...

haan jee naam se nai lagta kya


naam to jaali hai... pata chal gya hai mujhay...

kisne keh diya??


kyoun bataon...


Posted 31 Mar 2007

kOoLeSt1 said:

Rehan M Din said:


mahinay kay aakhir mai bank kangaal... shuru mai salaries walay... mid of month mai bill walay... kabb jaon...


yaar apke kam ka hal nikalna bohot mushkil hai


daako sai muzakratt bhe nahi tai ho rahay na...

Posted 31 Mar 2007

Mujrim says
Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

haan jee hum kitab hai woh bhi enlish + urdu mei



Kifayat tasveeri Qaeda...


haan wohi wohi


aaj kal to MOTI QAIDA ziada hit ja raha hai...


zaroor yeh chandni jee ya LG ne likhi hogi apnay size ke mutabik


Yeh Fat wala MOTI qaida nahi... Pearl wala Moti qaida hai...


ohhh acha


abb hass rahay ho ... pehlay unn ko MOTI keh dia...

abbe moti fat wala nai moti pearl wala kaha hai
biyan badli


Hawwwwwwwwww... abb donon motian meray pechay parrr jaen gee...


bach tu ab


purani baat ho gae... unhon nay dekha hee nahi...



bacha gaya
Posted 21 Apr 2007

Mujrim says
Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:



chori per khush ho rahy ho... thek hai bacho jee...


jee bhai


chal hatttt....
bhai kehtay ho aur chori per khush hotay ho...



jao jao.. mai naraz hoon...

bhai bhai mei mazak chalta hai yaar


Itnay serious ho kar mazak...


haan yehi to baat hai
Posted 21 Apr 2007

Mujrim says
Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

ek security guard hee rakhlo



Tusi aa jao...


na jee assi uss security guard ko mareinge


tum bhee choron kay saath milay ho...

haan jee naam se nai lagta kya


naam to jaali hai... pata chal gya hai mujhay...

kisne keh diya??


kyoun bataon...



bata uss jaali banday se mei niptooga
Posted 21 Apr 2007

cutefriend says
yar yeh aj kal log ghayeb hotye ja rahye hain

ab rehan bhai sahib pata nai kidher ghayeb hain
Posted 21 Apr 2007

Mujrim says
kya yaar mai aaya unke saath mazay karne ke liye
Posted 22 Apr 2007

cutefriend says
koi nai kertye hain contact un se bhi
Posted 23 Apr 2007

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

haan jee hum kitab hai woh bhi enlish + urdu mei



Kifayat tasveeri Qaeda...


haan wohi wohi


aaj kal to MOTI QAIDA ziada hit ja raha hai...


zaroor yeh chandni jee ya LG ne likhi hogi apnay size ke mutabik


Yeh Fat wala MOTI qaida nahi... Pearl wala Moti qaida hai...


ohhh acha


abb hass rahay ho ... pehlay unn ko MOTI keh dia...

abbe moti fat wala nai moti pearl wala kaha hai
biyan badli


Hawwwwwwwwww... abb donon motian meray pechay parrr jaen gee...


bach tu ab


purani baat ho gae... unhon nay dekha hee nahi...



bacha gaya


Kon sa bacha gya????

Posted 23 Apr 2007

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