faysal
Age: 39
Total Posts: 1244
Points: 0
Location:
rawalpindi, Pakistan
1. Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition
that's troublesome.
2. Arguing with your Boss is like wrestling with a pig in mud.
After a while you realize that while you are getting dirty, the
pig is actually enjoying it. (Most of us have experienced this
!!!)
3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you
when he is in trouble again.
4. Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong
answers.
5. It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative
problem solving.
6. Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.
7. Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to
shop.
8. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither
does milk.
9. Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot
them.
10. I'm not a complete idiot, there're still some parts
missing!
11. Forgive your enemies but remember their names
12. The number of people watching you is directly proportional
to the stupidity of your action.
13. I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. - He said he wanted more proof.
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