Marketing terminology made easy

A fun read for those into marketing.......


A Professor was explaining marketing concepts to his students:


1.        You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
                     "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing.



2.        You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
                    One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
                     "He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising.



3.         You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
                    teleph one number. The next day, you call and say:
                   "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing.



4.        You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and
                     strai ghten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink,
                     you open the door of the car for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,
                     offer her a ride and then say:
                      "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public Relations.



5.         You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
                     says: You are very rich! Can you marry me?" - That's Brand Recognition.



6.          You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
                          "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on
                            your face. - That's Customer Feedback.



7.         You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
                       "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her
                        hu sband. - That's Demand and Supply Gap.



8.         You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
                       you say anything, another person comes and tells her:
                       "I 'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him -
                                         That's competition eating into your Market share.



9.         You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
                     you say: "I'm rich. Marry me!" your wife arrives. -
                          That's restriction for entering new markets