Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office ************************************************** ***********************
A woman had 8 sons all named Kevin. On asking how she managed to call one in particular She replied: That's easy. I call them by their surname !
************************************************** ************************* Koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai
Teacher : What is the chemical formulae of water ? Sardar : HIJKLMNO Teacher : What are you talking about ? Sardar : Yesterday you said it is H to O ************************************************** *************************
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus : " Send me a brother " Santa wrote back : " Send me your mother "
Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes : Why are you doing this? Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly
