Newtons First Law of ishq

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Newtons First Law of ishq
the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals


Newtons 2nd law of ishq
the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the
bank balance.

Newtons First Law of Ishq
a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy
Posted 19 Jun 2007

awww
Posted 19 Jun 2007

nikama says
science scares
Posted 19 Jun 2007

BisMa says
loool
Posted 19 Jun 2007

Fairl_Girl says
nikama said:

science scares

Posted 20 Jun 2007

Posted 20 Jun 2007

Fairl_Girl says
bare hasi rahe hai sk kahi yeh law tumhare sath to nahi hua
Posted 27 Jun 2007

Fairl_Girl says
a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy
Posted 27 Jun 2007

hehe
Posted 28 Jun 2007

Fairl_Girl says
nahi lg shh haste nahi baro per lolz
Posted 28 Jun 2007

~tasha~ says
nice one

Posted 28 Jun 2007

Fairl_Girl says
thx
Posted 01 Jul 2007

X-balli says
Bush, Einstein and Picasso   

When Einstein died and arrived at the gates of heaven, St. Peter wouldn't let him in until he proved his identity.
Einstein scribbled out a couple of his equations, and was admitted into paradise.

And when Picasso died, St. Peter asked, "How do I know you're Picasso?"

Picasso sketched out a couple of his masterpieces. St. Peter was convinced and let him in.

When George W. Bush died, he went to heaven and met the man at the gates. "How can you prove to me you're George W. Bush?" Saint Peter said.

Bush replied, "Well heck, I dont know."

St. Peter says, "Well, Albert Einstein showed me his equations and Picasso drew his famous pictures. What can you do to prove you're George W. Bush?"

Bush replies, "Who are Albert Einstein and Picasso?"

St. Peter says, "It must be you, George, c'mon on in."

Posted 04 Jul 2007

Fairl_Girl says
Posted 05 Jul 2007

X-balli says
Computer vs. Air Conditioner

How is a computer like an air conditioner?
When you open Windows it won't work!

Posted 06 Jul 2007

Fairl_Girl says
Posted 06 Jul 2007

X-balli says
Tech Glossary
486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford.

Obsolete: Any computer you own.

Microsecond: The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.

G3: Apple's new Macs that make you say 'Gee, three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago.'

Syntax Error: Walking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object."

Hard Drive: The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, esp. after a Syntax Error.

GUI: What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it. (pronounced 'gooey')

Keyboard: The standard way to generate computer errors.

Mouse: An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.

Floppy: The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.

Portable Computer: A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips.

Disk Crash: A typical computer response to any critical deadline.

Power User: Anyone who can format a disk from DOS.

System Update: A quick method of trashing ALL of your software.
Posted 06 Jul 2007

Fairl_Girl says
AB MUJHE HASI NAHI ARAHE
Posted 07 Jul 2007

~tasha~ says
X-balli said:

Bush, Einstein and Picasso   

When Einstein died and arrived at the gates of heaven, St. Peter wouldn't let him in until he proved his identity.
Einstein scribbled out a couple of his equations, and was admitted into paradise.

And when Picasso died, St. Peter asked, "How do I know you're Picasso?"

Picasso sketched out a couple of his masterpieces. St. Peter was convinced and let him in.

When George W. Bush died, he went to heaven and met the man at the gates. "How can you prove to me you're George W. Bush?" Saint Peter said.

Bush replied, "Well heck, I dont know."

St. Peter says, "Well, Albert Einstein showed me his equations and Picasso drew his famous pictures. What can you do to prove you're George W. Bush?"

Bush replies, "Who are Albert Einstein and Picasso?"

St. Peter says, "It must be you, George, c'mon on in."



Posted 11 Jul 2007

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