AMAZING SARDAR

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Amazing Sardar!!!!!! !!!!!


About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all
The Sikhs had to leave Italy. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Sikh community.

So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious
Debate with a member of the Sikh community. If the Sikh
won, the Sikhs Could stay.

If the Pope won, the Sikhs would leave.

The Sikhs realized that they had no choice. So they
picked a middle-aged man named Harbinder Singh to represent them. Harbinder asked for one
additional condition to the debate. To make it more Interesting, neither side would be allowed to talk.

The Pope agreed.

The day of the great debate came. Harbinder Singh and
the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute. Then the Pope raised his hand and showed three
fingers.

Harbinder looked back at him and raised one finger.

The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his
head.

Harbinder pointed to the ground where he sat.

The Pope pulled out a wafer and a glass of wine.

Harbinder pulled out an apple.

The Pope stood up and said, "I give up. This man is
too good. The Sikhs can stay."

An hour later, the cardinals were gathered around the
Pope asking him what had happened.

The Pope said, "First I held up three fingers to
represent the holy trinity.

He responded by holding up one finger to remind me
that there was still One God common to both our religions.

Then, I waved my finger around me to show him that God
was all around us.

He responded by pointing to the ground and showing
that God was also right here with us.

Then, I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God
Absolves us from our sins.

He pulled out an apple to remind me of original sin

He had an answer for everything. What could I do?"

Meanwhile, the Sikh community had crowded around
Harbinder Singh. "What happened?" they asked.
"Well," said Harbinder, "First he said to me that the
Sikhs had three days to get out of here.

I told him not one of us was leaving.

Then he told me that this whole city would be cleared
of Sikhs.
I let him know that we were staying right here."

"Yes, and then???" asked the crowd.

"I don't know", said Harbinder, "He took out his
lunch, and I took out mine!!


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