Shahrukh Khan
Age: 124
Total Posts: 43596
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Location:
Netherlands, Netherlands
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks
and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops
him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" (Why
do you take these things with you?).
Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na
marjaun" (If the stupid train comes late, I will die of hunger!)
eshajam
Age: 36
6340 days old here
Total Posts: 15689
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Location:
United Arab Emirates, United Arab Emirates
ek din ek sharaabi sunsaan jagey se guzar raha ta,
chalte chalte samine ek kaddah ha gaya or woh girgaya Oosmey...ek bar try ki bahar nikalne ki.
.2 bar ki..3 bar hogai..waise 4..5..bar ki aakir main tak ke betgaya or pir otgaya gusse mein kaha aakri bar try kar hi leyta ho aggar nahi hosaka to mein ghar chala jaonga.....