Chain Smoker

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~tasha~

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A man sees another leaning against the wall of a large

building. The second man is puffing away, one cigarette after another.

The nonsmoker says, "Sir, I couldn't help noticing how you chain-smoke. How many
packs do you smoke a day?"

"Four."

"How long have you been smoking?"

"Thirty years."

"That's over six thousand packs. Why, if you didn't smoke, you could have saved
enough money to buy this building."

The smoker takes a deep puff and says, "Do you smoke?"

"Never."

"Do you own this building?"

"No."

"Well, I do."

Posted 24 Jul 2007

new_beau says
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Posted 24 Jul 2007

Mujrim says
gud 1 tashu


ill b a chain smoker as well
Posted 25 Jul 2007

~tasha~ says
ohhh really?
Posted 25 Jul 2007

new_beau says
Mujhay tou samjhao koi
Posted 25 Jul 2007

eshajam says
why do they smoke anyway
Posted 27 Jul 2007

Mujrim says
~tasha~ said:

ohhh really?




yea jus cause of u ill start smokin
i mean ill continue wht i jus did bt ill increase
Posted 27 Jul 2007

~tasha~ says
Posted 27 Jul 2007

Mujrim says
yeaaa
Posted 27 Jul 2007

~tasha~ says
KING OF JB said:

oyee



again oyee

Posted 29 Jul 2007

eshajam says
oyee..... hmmmmmmmm
Posted 29 Jul 2007

~tasha~ says
eshajam said:

oyee..... hmmmmmmmm



lol
Posted 30 Jul 2007

Mujrim says
oyeee wht is happenin oyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Posted 01 Sep 2007

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Posted 01 Sep 2007

Mujrim says
NB ki fikar na karo aap dost

woh hai hee aisa
Posted 02 Sep 2007

~tasha~ says
Mujrim said:

oyeee wht is happenin oyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee



dunno, esha plz explain
Posted 05 Sep 2007

Mujrim says
lolzzz ayeee tashu supzzz
Posted 05 Sep 2007

~tasha~ says
Mujrim said:

lolzzz ayeee tashu supzzz



moby where r u
Posted 06 Sep 2007

khayali says
good one
Posted 06 Sep 2007

Mujrim says
tashu ull find me in ur heart n mind
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