~tasha~
Age: 124
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1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the
blind.
3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the
woman gets her masters.
4. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of
marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman
speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the
NEIGHBOURS listen.
6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You
order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you
had ordered that instead.
7. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm
still paying for it.
8. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his
wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
9. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
10. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage,it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense.
11. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year
married man looks happy, we wonder why.
12. Eighty percent of married man cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.
13. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't
face each other, but still they stay together.
14. Before marriage, a man 'yearns' for the woman he loves. After the marriage
the "Y" becomes silent.
15. It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems
longer.
16. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one
thing - either the car is new or the wife is.
