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QUEEN VICTORIA

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ye duniya kaafi OOT PATAANG cheez hai
aur yahan oout pataang harkatain bhi hoti hai

share karain yahan aap sab
hosh sanbhalnay say ab tak agar aap nay koi OOUT PATAANG harkat ki ho tou
Posted 14 Aug 2007
cutefriend says
main shareef bacha hon

kuch nahi kia

bas thori si harkatye ki
Posted 15 Aug 2007
Shahrukh Khan says
qv aap maaro gey,main nahi bataounga
Posted 15 Aug 2007
cutefriend says
main bataon QV ne kia kiyaaaaaa
Posted 15 Aug 2007
new_beau says
I have a very Great Memory...

Sixth Class ki Summer Vacation...Vacations mainn School Work Milta tha....QV mujhay perhaati thi...Bohat BORE kerti thi...Aik din I completed the writing work...

QV was Fixing the Curtains in the Room..And she came to me to check my Register, She placed a HOOK with which she was Hooking the Curtains...

I said ...Its like a KEY ...Can we open the Locks with it...She didn't reply...and was Busy in Checking my Register...

I looked at the Switch Board and Thought if I insert this KEY (Hook) in the Electric Switch Board. It will be a Fun.....

But Then I though if I'll do it inside the room QV will beat me.. So I went out and INSERTED IT IN THE ELECTRIC Switch Board,,.,,


THAAA THAA THAA....JHATKAY Waali Bijli nay UTHA KAY 5 Foot duur phainka NB jee ko

Everyone Came Out and started asking what happend to you...I was Just pointing out my finger towards switch board and shouting ....

No body Noticed the board and thought I have saw some BHOOT and got scared...

After 10 Minutes they Noticed and The DAD came with a stick to beat me ..Magar AMMI nay bacha liya

Phir Aik Long Time tek mera RECORD LAGTA RAHA SIsters kay Haathonn...

"HAANN....KHUL GAYA AQAL KA TAALA ISS CHAABI SAY ?? "
Posted 15 Aug 2007
Shahrukh Khan says
Posted 15 Aug 2007
QUEEN VICTORIA says
aahoo

panga kiya tha is nay



aik baar

jab pajero naye naye aaye thi
ye chhota tha kaafi tab
cycle bhi new li thi is nay
aur takker mar di side say aik pajero ko


is ko dant pari bohatttt
but hum nay appreciate kiya kay
hamaray bhai nay gari bhi CHUN kay side mari hai
Posted 15 Aug 2007
QUEEN VICTORIA says
cutefriend said:

main shareef bacha hon

kuch nahi kia

bas thori si harkatye ki



un thori si main say koi 100/200 bata do
Posted 15 Aug 2007
QUEEN VICTORIA says
cutefriend said:

main bataon QV ne kia kiyaaaaaa


haan haan tello
























aagay mera kaam hai
Posted 15 Aug 2007
sun_shine says
waisay it was not fair
but hum girls nay aik baar teaher ko dhoka diya
jab hum college main thay 3 saal pehlay to
hamaray college main aik magician aaye thay
jiska show ticket tha 25 rupees each person.
so hum tamaam friends buhat bore ho gaye to socha k show dekhnay chaltay hain per problem yeh thi
k hum sab main say kisi k paas bhi money nahi tha.
to hum nay faisla kiya k pehlay show dekhtay hain phir jo hoga dekha jaayega to hall ki settings is tarah thi
k 20 chairs thi baaki sab zameen pe baithay thay
to hum takreeban 12 friends gaye aur front seats per baith gaye.show k dauraan pooray hall main khamoshi thi masiwaye hamaray jo sab say ziyada bol rahay thay.
show khatam hua aur jab paisay lainay ki baari aaye to hum sab uth gaye.
hamaray college hall k 2 raastay hain ab aik raastay main hamari teacher khari hain money lay rahi hain aur doosray main megician aur unkay partners.
to hum teacher walay raastay say guzray teacher nay hum say poocha k paisay?
to hum nay kaha k paisay to hum nay megician ko day diye,unho nay kha k hmain dainay thay megician ko kyun?\to hum nay kaha k hamain kya maloom tha hum samjhay megician ko dainay hain.
yeh din mujhay hamesha yaad rahain ga
college girls hamesha kehti yaar tum log hamain bhi yeh mushwara daitay to hum kehtay k jab cheez commom ho jaati hain uska maza nahi rehta
Posted 15 Aug 2007
Royaa Afghan says
main itni achi ti ky koi shararat nahi ki lol
Posted 15 Aug 2007
BadShaH1 says
haha
outpattang harkatein ki hein
magar tell kerney key laiq nahi hein!
Posted 16 Aug 2007
Royaa Afghan says
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
kiya kiu?
Posted 16 Aug 2007
new_beau says
haan jee yeh Badshah nay na ...nay na ..nay na...bataoon
Posted 16 Aug 2007
QUEEN VICTORIA says
kinnay masoom hain nay ye bad sha aur king

aur aik wo sab say bara masoom

aaya nahin abhi tak yahan
Posted 16 Aug 2007
cutefriend says
QUEEN VICTORIA said:

cutefriend said:

main shareef bacha hon

kuch nahi kia

bas thori si harkatye ki



un thori si main say koi 100/200 bata do


hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
itni yad kernye main bhi time lagta hia
Posted 17 Aug 2007
cutefriend says
QUEEN VICTORIA said:

cutefriend said:

main bataon QV ne kia kiyaaaaaa


haan haan tello
























aagay mera kaam hai

u se kuch nai ker hona
Posted 17 Aug 2007
new_beau says
QUEEN VICTORIA said:

kinnay masoom hain nay ye bad sha aur king

aur aik wo sab say bara masoom

aaya nahin abhi tak yahan



o kon aay
Posted 17 Aug 2007
~CHANDNI~ says
new_beau said:

I have a very Great Memory...

Sixth Class ki Summer Vacation...Vacations mainn School Work Milta tha....QV mujhay perhaati thi...Bohat BORE kerti thi...Aik din I completed the writing work...

QV was Fixing the Curtains in the Room..And she came to me to check my Register, She placed a HOOK with which she was Hooking the Curtains...

I said ...Its like a KEY ...Can we open the Locks with it...She didn't reply...and was Busy in Checking my Register...

I looked at the Switch Board and Thought if I insert this KEY (Hook) in the Electric Switch Board. It will be a Fun.....

But Then I though if I'll do it inside the room QV will beat me.. So I went out and INSERTED IT IN THE ELECTRIC Switch Board,,.,,


THAAA THAA THAA....JHATKAY Waali Bijli nay UTHA KAY 5 Foot duur phainka NB jee ko

Everyone Came Out and started asking what happend to you...I was Just pointing out my finger towards switch board and shouting ....

No body Noticed the board and thought I have saw some BHOOT and got scared...

After 10 Minutes they Noticed and The DAD came with a stick to beat me ..Magar AMMI nay bacha liya

Phir Aik Long Time tek mera RECORD LAGTA RAHA SIsters kay Haathonn...

"HAANN....KHUL GAYA AQAL KA TAALA ISS CHAABI SAY ?? "




Posted 17 Aug 2007
~CHANDNI~ says
OTT   PATANG   HARKATY KARNY KI OMER MAY   SHADI KAR   LI IS   SAY   BARY OTT PATANG HARKAT KIYA   HO GYYYY
Posted 17 Aug 2007
sun_shine says
Posted 17 Aug 2007
javad says
AHOO
Posted 17 Aug 2007
~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 18 Aug 2007
javad says
ti hoya..
Posted 18 Aug 2007
~CHANDNI~ says
YAH   APP   KI  

BILLLI KAB   MARRRE    GY
Posted 18 Aug 2007
~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 18 Aug 2007
~CHANDNI~ says
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Posted 18 Aug 2007
Rapunzel says
yup mein ne ki thi
hamra gahr jis jagah hai wahan takreeban 70% shops hain n gali full bazar ka naqsha batati hai i think jab mein 6 mein thi garmiyon ki chuttiyon mein hum nechy shift ho jate the aur hamain nend b nhi ati thi dopahaa ko.

Aik din gallery se gali mein dekh rhi tu yad aya baraf khate hain baraf nikalai khane ka dil nhi chha aik Aunty burqe mein ja rhi thi aur burqq is tarah lya hua tha k mand samne nazar arhi thi tu mere hath se baraf sedhi unki mang pe wo bechari heran aur mein peche hat gyi lolz
Posted 18 Aug 2007
cutefriend says
hmmmm aik baar remote control car ki motro nikali
aur us ko 220 V se chalanye ki try ki thi motor bhi uri aur main bhi ura per thora sa

per tab as pass koi nahi tha warna achi bhali thukai ho jani thi
Posted 19 Aug 2007
BadShaH1 says
Royaa Afghan said:

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
kiya kiu?



bus wsey hi.
Posted 20 Aug 2007
BadShaH1 says
new_beau said:

haan jee yeh Badshah nay na ...nay na ..nay na...bataoon


na na na
Posted 20 Aug 2007
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