~tasha~
Age: 124
Total Posts: 47628
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Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
Banta Singh rushed back angrily to the grocery shop from where he had
purchased a packet of butter a few minutes ago. "Where is my free
gift?"
he
shouted at the shopkeeper.
"But Sir, there is no free gift on the purchase of butter." The
shopkeeper
answered politely.
"Don't fool me," replied Banta, "it is clearly written on the packet
of
the
butter 'Cholesterol free'".
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One day Santa Singh was home and he went to the kitchen, opened the
Sugar
bottle, peeped inside and closed it.
His wife was seeing this. After some time Santa again went to the
kitchen,
opened the Sugar Bottle, peeped inside and Closed it.
His wife again saw this. Santa Singh again and again did the same
thing.
His
wife was puzzled at why did he do something like this.. So, she asked
Santa,
'Why did you open the Sugar bottle, see inside and close it often?'
Santa Singh replied, 'I am a Sugar Patient you know.... Our doctor
advised
me
to check up the Sugar often'.
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Sardarji: Nurse, I am very eager to know my blood group.
Nurse: B positive
Sardarji: please tell me soon ....
Nurse: B positive
Sardarji: Madam, I am positive, but eager to know the blood my group.
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Jugnu Singh sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander
as
to
why are the guys doing what they are doing.
The bystander: A Marathon race is going on.
Jugnu Singh: What do they get from that?
Bystander: The winner will get a prize.
Jugnu Singh: Then why are the others running?!
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Jugnu Singh and an American were walking outside when the American
said
"Oh,
look at the dead bird."
Jugnu Singh looked towards the sky and said "Where, where?"
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Jugnu Singh: I was born in Punjab.
Harpal Singh: Oh really, which part?
Jugnu Singh: All of me, silly.
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Jugnu : What is ANOTHER difference between a MOSQUITO and a FLY?
Harpal : A FLY can FLY but a MOSQUITO cannot MOSQUITO!
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Jugnu : Tell me five FEROCIOUS animals you can think of..
Harpal : 3 Lions and 2 Tigers.
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Q: How can you recognize Jugnu Singh in a submarine?
A: He is the one with the parachute on his back.
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Jugnu Singh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone.
"Is this one one one one?", says the voice. "No, this is eleven
eleven."
"Are you sure it isn't one one one one?"
"No, this is eleven eleven." "Well, wrong number. I am Harpal calling,
sorry
to have woken you up on the middle of the night."
"That's all right, mister. I had to get up to answer the telephone
anyway."
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Q: Why did the Jugnu Singh take a pair of binoculars with him to a
funeral?
A: It was a distant relative's funeral
