another...FWD.....:P

You are NOT a DESI when.....

* You don't open a conversation (on telephone) with a
'hello' but with a 'hi

* The telephone is never 'engaged', it's always
'busy'.



* You don't 'disconnect' a phone, you simply
'hang-up'.



* You never 'mess-up' things, you only 'screw them
up'.



* You never have a 'residence' telephone number, you
have a 'home' number;



*you never have a 'office' telephone, you have a
'work' phone.



* You don't stop at the 'signals', but halt at the
'lights'.



* You don't 'accelerate', you 'step on the gas'.



* Your tire never 'punctures', you may have a 'flat'.

* There are no 'petrol pumps', but 'gas stations'.



* 'I don't know nothing'. Two negatives don't make a
positive here.



* You no longer meet a 'wonderful' person, you meet a
'cool' guy



* No one stays 'a stone's throw away', rather 'a few
blocks away'.



* There's no 'Town Side', it's 'Down Town'.



* Life's no longer 'miserable' it 'stinks'.



* You don't have a 'great' time, you have a 'ball'.



* You don't 'sweat it out', you 'work your butt off'.

* You no longer live in 'flats', you live in
'apartments'.



* You don't stand in a 'queue', you are in a 'line'.



* You are not 'disgusting', you are 'sick'.



* You can't get 'surprised', you get 'zapped'.



* You don't 'schedule' a meeting, you 'skejule' it.



* You never 'joke', U just 'kid'. For example, 'Are u
kidding?'



* You don't ask somebody 'How r u?' You say 'What's
up dude?'



* There's no 'zero' but 'O', no 'Z' but zee;



* There's no full stop after a statement, there's a
period.