Computer programmer...:p

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to
him and said: "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful
princess."

He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said: "If you kiss me and turn
me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart
and brave you are and how you are my hero."

The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and
returned it to his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said: "If you kiss me and turn
me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion
for an entire week."

The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and
returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out: "If you kiss me
and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and
do ANYTHING you want."

Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it
back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked: "What is the matter? I've told you
I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do
anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The man said: "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have
time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."