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Women should not have children after 35.

Really... 35 children are enough.



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I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been giving me lately!

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"If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?"

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On my first day of school my parents dropped me off at the wrong nursery. There I was... surrounded by trees and bushes.



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I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there's a decimal point involved.

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I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.
Posted 01 Dec 2007

Bazigaar says
sab chalta hae

"If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?"

because the drivers who run over them r blind
Posted 02 Dec 2007

eshajam says
or they don't eat enough carrots....
Posted 02 Dec 2007

~tasha~ says
Posted 02 Dec 2007

Bazigaar says
eshajam said:

or they don't eat enough carrots....



yup...exactally
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Mr Twisty says
nice.
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jal_pari says
nice
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