7 ways to catch a lion

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Rapunzel

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7 ways to catch a lion.

1. Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught lion .

2. Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also
run faster and will get tired soon.
Now you can trap it easily.

3. Schrodinger Method:
At any given moment, there is a positive probability
that lion to be in the cage.
So set the trap, sit down and wait!

4. Inverse Transformation Method
We place a spherical cage in the forest
and enter it.
Perform an inverse transformation with
respect to lion.
Lion is in and we are out.

5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows
every thing to pass it except lions.
Then sweep the entire forest with it.

6. Integration Differention Method:
Integrate the forest over the entire area.
The lion is some where in the result.
So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t lion
to trace out the lion.

7. The Banta's Method:
DON'T EVEN TRY. YOU'LL GET CAUGHT BY THE LION.
Posted 10 Dec 2007

cheeta says
yeh kya hoo raha hai


hum nay apka kya bigara haio jo humari jaan k pechay hath dho ker pari howi hoo


Posted 10 Dec 2007

cheeta says
mujhay pehlay hi shak tha k daal main kuch kala hai our humara khilaaf kuch sazish hoo rahi hai na
Posted 10 Dec 2007

Rapunzel says
cheeta said:

yeh kya hoo raha hai


hum nay apka kya bigara haio jo humari jaan k pechay hath dho ker pari howi hoo




oops ap yahan hai bhai je


cheeta said:

mujhay pehlay hi shak tha k daal main kuch kala hai our humara khilaaf kuch sazish hoo rahi hai na


ye sazish hum ne nhi ki
Posted 10 Dec 2007

cheeta says
bhai kissay bola.......


itni mushkil say insaan say janwar iss liye buna hoon coz unmay bhai behan nahi hotay our tum 2 sec main sari kaam per pani pheer doo.........

app tu wasay b pehlay say hi dushmanoo say milll gaye hain
Posted 10 Dec 2007

Rapunzel says
cheeta said:

bhai kissay bola.......


itni mushkil say insaan say janwar iss liye buna hoon coz unmay bhai behan nahi hotay our tum 2 sec main sari kaam per pani pheer doo.........

app tu wasay b pehlay say hi dushmanoo say milll gaye hain



oops sorry sorry bhai nhi je Cheeta sahib ab theek?kon hai apk dushman jee
Posted 10 Dec 2007

cheeta says
buss jee kya btaoon apko.......

chund ek no jawan JB ki auntiyaan hi hain.......

ab app hi kuch dukh dard samajh sakti hain na
Posted 10 Dec 2007

Rapunzel says
cheeta said:

buss jee kya btaoon apko.......

chund ek no jawan JB ki auntiyaan hi hain.......

ab app hi kuch dukh dard samajh sakti hain na




ch ch sabar karo
cheeta bano cheeta
Posted 10 Dec 2007

cool
Posted 10 Dec 2007

Bazigaar says
good good...which one whould i try
Posted 11 Dec 2007

Rapunzel says
Bants's method
Posted 11 Dec 2007

Bazigaar says
no, i will try 1st one
Posted 12 Dec 2007

Rapunzel says
ok best of luck
Posted 12 Dec 2007

eshajam says
i will try

3. Schrodinger Method:
At any given moment, there is a positive probability
that lion to be in the cage.
So set the trap, sit down and wait!


i am good at waiting
Posted 12 Dec 2007

Bazigaar says
rapunzel said:

ok best of luck



luck to mae jeb mae dal ke ghoomta hoon
Posted 13 Dec 2007

Rapunzel says
dheyan rakhe kisi dn pocket kat na jaye

Eshajam
Posted 13 Dec 2007

Bazigaar says
rapunzel said:

dheyan rakhe kisi dn pocket kat na jaye



meri jeb kat ne wala abhi tak paida honay ke koshish ker raha hae...lekin abhi kamyabi nahi hoi
Posted 14 Dec 2007

Bazigaar says
haan na..sahi keh raha hoon
Posted 15 Dec 2007

eshajam says
rapunzel said:

dheyan rakhe kisi dn pocket kat na jaye

Eshajam



But i hate Waiting
Posted 15 Dec 2007

Rapunzel says
eshajam said:

rapunzel said:

dheyan rakhe kisi dn pocket kat na jaye

Eshajam



But i hate Waiting


Then Try THis
7. The Banta's Method:
DON'T EVEN TRY. YOU'LL GET CAUGHT BY THE LION.
Posted 15 Dec 2007

Bazigaar says
if u hate waiting then there is a problem cuz paitance is virtue
Posted 16 Dec 2007

jal_pari says
nice
Posted 20 Feb 2008

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