An Essay on Cow...

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This is the essay on "The Cow" which was (supposedly) written by one Bihari Student in the course of completing the "Indian Civil Services Examination" :-)

P.S.: We are informed that the candidate passed the exam.
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An Essay on Cow...

"The cow is a successful animal. Also he is quadrupud, and because he is female, he give milk,but will do so when he is got child.He is same like God,sacred to Hindus and useful to man.But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards.

"His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. What can it do? Various ghee, butter,cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally.

"His motion is slow only because he is of asitudinious species. Also his other motion is much useful to trees, plants as well as making flat cakes in hand and drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass.

"His only attacking and defending organ is the horn, specially so when he is got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards.

"He has got tails also, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohoa body whereupon he gives hit with it.

The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts his eyes like his relatives, the horse does not do so.

"This is the cow."[\SIZE]
Posted 23 May 2008

~tasha~ says
Posted 23 May 2008



Posted 23 May 2008

Fairl_Girl says
London_Girl said:



thx 4 reading
ru angry w me?
Posted 24 May 2008

Fairl_Girl says
~tasha~ said:

Posted 24 May 2008

sun_shine says
Posted 24 May 2008

Fairl_Girl says
THX U SS
Posted 25 May 2008

Lol.
Posted 25 May 2008

Mujrim says
But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards


awesome FG jee

tfs
Posted 25 May 2008

Fairl_Girl says
Mujrim said:

But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards


awesome FG jee

tfs

thx u kabjli
Posted 26 May 2008

Fairl_Girl says
MISS SCORPIO said:

Lol.

thx u
Posted 26 May 2008

Miss mine says

Posted 26 May 2008

Mujrim says
Fairl_Girl said:

Mujrim said:

But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards


awesome FG jee

tfs

thx u kabjli



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Posted 26 May 2008

Fairl_Girl said:

MISS SCORPIO said:

Lol.

thx u

Posted 27 May 2008

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