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1) What is the cube of 13?

Its : SUROOR

wondering how?

thats bcoz.....TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR

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2) ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?

kyonki uska naam hanuman tha

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3 ) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?

Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya

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4 ) n elephant falls in luv wid n Ant. but Ant's parents r against their marrige guess y??

they gave a solid reason: Ladke k daant bahar hain

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5 ) ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought.. kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..

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6 ) Full form of MATHS????

Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students

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9) what wud u call a girl who never laughs??

Ans: hasina

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3+ 3 = 8

Bataao Kaise?

Bataao Bataao!

Nahi Pata?!!

Are Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!

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Teacher: 'A' for?

Student: Apple !!!

Teacher: Jor se bolo

Student: JAI MATA DI

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1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution

= Heart Attack

Matlab

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DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!

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What's the opposite of 'Dominoes'???
think................
think................
think................
think................
think ...............
tired of thinking???   
Well the answer is 'Domi doesn't know'

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Whats the opposite of 'Pizza Hut'.................

ok don't kill me

'Pizza.... Hutna mat'

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Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?

' Come ' palakrishnan.

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A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice. :-(

Guess why ?   

because there it was written 'Number dial karne se pehele do lagayen'

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ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge .......

sweets?

nops

salt?

nopes

think ..................

think ..................

are yaar birla white cement kyunki iske ander jaan hei

========================================================what s difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping from 10th floor?..........................

former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaalater goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)

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Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and anOrange ?

think....................................................... ............................................................ ....................................................

socho....................................................... ............................................................ .......

socho....................................................... ............................................................ ........

the answer is ..........

They Both Are Not a Banana !!


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