1) What is the cube of 13?
Its : SUROOR
wondering how?
thats bcoz.....TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR
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2) ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?
kyonki uska naam hanuman tha
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3 ) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya
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4 ) n elephant falls in luv wid n Ant. but Ant's parents r against their marrige guess y??
they gave a solid reason: Ladke k daant bahar hain
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5 ) ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought.. kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..
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6 ) Full form of MATHS????
Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students
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9) what wud u call a girl who never laughs??
Ans: hasina
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3+ 3 = 8
Bataao Kaise?
Bataao Bataao!
Nahi Pata?!!
Are Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!
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Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI
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1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution
= Heart Attack
Matlab
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DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
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What's the opposite of 'Dominoes'???
think................
think................
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think ...............
tired of thinking???
Well the answer is 'Domi doesn't know'
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Whats the opposite of 'Pizza Hut'.................
ok don't kill me
'Pizza.... Hutna mat'
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Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
' Come ' palakrishnan.
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A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice. :-(
Guess why ?
because there it was written 'Number dial karne se pehele do lagayen'
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ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge .......
sweets?
nops
salt?
nopes
think ..................
think ..................
are yaar birla white cement kyunki iske ander jaan hei
========================================================what s difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping from 10th floor?..........................
former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaalater goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)
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Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and anOrange ?
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the answer is ..........
They Both Are Not a Banana !!
