Maulvi Sahab

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aap ko ALLAH pochey!!!!


itna lamba khutbah dete hein ke Basssssssssssssss



banda PASEENO PASEENI ho jata hai....





Posted 27 Jun 2008

Rapunzel says
Khutbay ka bohat sawab hota hai Buzurgo
Posted 27 Jun 2008

SupidGuy says

Rapunzel said:

Khutbay ka bohat sawab hota hai Buzurgo



Bachay

Shikree Dupehar!!!

2:00 PM

khulay aasman ke neechay!!!


bandah jummah parhe tu lagg pata jata hai....



Posted 27 Jun 2008

Rapunzel says
SupidGuy said:


Rapunzel said:

Khutbay ka bohat sawab hota hai Buzurgo



Bachay

Shikree Dupehar!!!

2:00 PM

khulay aasman ke neechay!!!


bandah jummah parhe tu lagg pata jata hai....





Buzurgo MOMIN banna asan kaam thori na

yahan ki garmi bardaasht nhi hoti tu socho agay kya karain gay hum
Posted 27 Jun 2008

SupidGuy says


Rapunzel said:

Buzurgo MOMIN banna asan kaam thori na



ham loog banday bann jay wohi bohat hai....


Rapunzel said:

yahan ki garmi bardaasht nhi hoti tu socho agay kya karain gay hum




what i was thinking after Jummah!!!!




waise MAULVI SAHAB ne acha nahi kia!!!!!


Posted 27 Jun 2008

Rapunzel says
SupidGuy said:



Rapunzel said:

Buzurgo MOMIN banna asan kaam thori na




ham loog banday bann jay wohi bohat hai....




haan tum tu pahle BANDA banne ki koshish karo MOMIN baad mein sochte hain


SupidGuy said:


Rapunzel said:

yahan ki garmi bardaasht nhi hoti tu socho agay kya karain gay hum




what i was thinking after Jummah!!!!




waise MAULVI SAHAB ne acha nahi kia!!!!!




phe wohi murghey ki aik taang
Posted 27 Jun 2008

SupidGuy says


Rapunzel said:


haan tum tu pahle BANDA banne ki koshish karo MOMIN baad mein sochte hain



Exactly!!!!

mein har kaam tareeqay se aur STEP BY STEP karta hoon!!!!!




Rapunzel said:

phe wohi murghey ki aik taang




Oayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


khud tu MAULVI SAHAB maseet (masjid) ke andar pankhay thallay!!!


aur ham bahir garmi mai....


Posted 27 Jun 2008

Rapunzel says
SupidGuy said:



Rapunzel said:


haan tum tu pahle BANDA banne ki koshish karo MOMIN baad mein sochte hain



Exactly!!!!

mein har kaam tareeqay se aur STEP BY STEP karta hoon!!!!!




wah re maula tere kaam nirale

SupidGuy said:



Oayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


khud tu MAULVI SAHAB maseet (masjid) ke andar pankhay thallay!!!


aur ham bahir garmi mai....




tu buzurgo jaldi chale jate apko bi andar jagah mil jati
Posted 27 Jun 2008

SupidGuy says

Rapunzel said:


wah re maula tere kaam nirale



kairi gall tay HAASAY aan daye nay???




Rapunzel said:


tu buzurgo jaldi chale jate apko bi andar jagah mil jati




late gaya thaa...



iss ka yeah matlab tu nahi hai ke BAHIR itti tatti (sakht) dhoop mai jaga mile!!!!











Waise mein apna MUSALLAH (Jayenamaz) saath le kar gya thaa!!!!


lol


Posted 27 Jun 2008

Rapunzel says
SupidGuy said:


Rapunzel said:


wah re maula tere kaam nirale



kairi gall tay HAASAY aan daye nay???





kisi bi baat pe nhi


SupidGuy said:




late gaya thaa...



iss ka yeah matlab tu nahi hai ke BAHIR itti tatti (sakht) dhoop mai jaga mile!!!!











Waise mein apna MUSALLAH (Jayenamaz) saath le kar gya thaa!!!!


lol




itna late gye k jaye-namaz bi sath le k gye the




agli baar jaldi jana maulvi sahib ne sazaa di hai late ane pe
Posted 27 Jun 2008

SupidGuy says

Rapunzel said:


kisi bi baat pe nhi



acha ji????


Rapunzel said:


agli baar jaldi jana maulvi sahib ne sazaa di hai late ane pe




mein tu apni marzi se jata hoon!!!



woh masjid na sahi tu koi aur sahi...







Posted 27 Jun 2008

Rapunzel says
SupidGuy said:



acha ji????




han jiiiiiiiii

SupidGuy said:



mein tu apni marzi se jata hoon!!!



woh masjid na sahi tu koi aur sahi...









ho tu murghey hi!!!!!!!
Posted 27 Jun 2008

SupidGuy says
Rapunzel said:


han jiiiiiiiii



Bata doo Naa!!!!! (naaz paan masala)



Rapunzel said:


ho tu murghey hi!!!!!!!



yeah kaunsi SCIENCE hai??

Posted 27 Jun 2008


tension kyoun letay ho
faisal mosque chalay jao karo na...


Posted 28 Jun 2008

Rapunzel says
SupidGuy said:

Rapunzel said:


han jiiiiiiiii



Bata doo Naa!!!!! (naaz paan masala)



TV itna mat dekha karo

SupidGuy said:



Rapunzel said:


ho tu murghey hi!!!!!!!



yeah kaunsi SCIENCE hai??



murgah bi tumahri tarah apni baat pe qaim rahta hai islye kahte hain murghe ki aik taang..


Ayi samjh sahreef mein???
Posted 28 Jun 2008

Rapunzel says
Rehan M Din said:


tension kyoun letay ho
faisal mosque chalay jao karo na...




apni jaye-namaz le kar
Posted 28 Jun 2008

Ashii says


haaae haae
maulvi sahab ki jagah atif ka concert hota to banda bardasht bhi kar leta
Posted 29 Jun 2008

Rapunzel says
Posted 29 Jun 2008

~Fragi~ says
yaar chalo khair hai tum ny week mein ek hee tu namaz perhni hoti hai
Posted 29 Jun 2008

SupidGuy said:




aap ko ALLAH pochey!!!!


itna lamba khutbah dete hein ke Basssssssssssssss



banda PASEENO PASEENI ho jata hai....







batameeeeeeeeeez





Posted 29 Jun 2008

~Fragi~ says
in bhai sab ney yeh b bataya hai k akhir khar un hon ney juma perh hee liya
Posted 29 Jun 2008

Rapunzel said:

Rehan M Din said:


tension kyoun letay ho
faisal mosque chalay jao karo na...




apni jaye-namaz le kar


is ki nobat hi nai ae gi...

Posted 30 Jun 2008

~Fragi~ said:

in bhai sab ney yeh b bataya hai k akhir khar un hon ney juma perh hee liya



kuch din pehly mujhay bhi phone kar kay bata raha tha...

Posted 30 Jun 2008

GARMI HAY , TAAP HAY , DHOOP HAY , KULFAAT SAFAR KI HAY

NA SHUKAR YEH TU DEKH AZEEMAAT KIDHAR KI HAY

(Amam Ahmad Raza (RA))


in short k ... jab ibadat k liye jao tu yeh batein sochny ki bajaye yeh dekhna chahiye k har ek saaat (sec) (sabar say guzara howa waqat) aap k liye kitna sawab dy raha hay
Posted 30 Jun 2008

Rapunzel says
Rehan M Din said:

Rapunzel said:

Rehan M Din said:


tension kyoun letay ho
faisal mosque chalay jao karo na...




apni jaye-namaz le kar


is ki nobat hi nai ae gi...



kion kion
Posted 04 Jul 2008


kisi aur k saath zabardasti ghuss jae ga... 2 jae namaz per 3 banday...

Posted 05 Jul 2008

Rapunzel says
Posted 05 Jul 2008


ziada nai hasna... ghussa kar jae ga..
wesay hai kidhar???

Posted 07 Jul 2008

Rapunzel says
dun knw
Posted 08 Jul 2008


kabhi kabhi kaam karta hai...


Posted 08 Jul 2008

Rapunzel says
may be
Posted 08 Jul 2008

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