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SupidGuy

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Abhi 1:13 PM pe ek bank se call aai mujhe


CREDIT CARD ki PAYMENT ke liye!!!!!

Mobile pe number dekh kar mein ne soocha bank se CALL hai….abhi PAYMENT nahi karni yaar!!!!


Chal yaar Phone uthaa kar kah deta hoon ke ABDUL BASIT seat pe nahi hai....

Uss waqt mein JB pe posting bhi kar raha thaa!!!!! I was typing & cell phone was pressed between my left shoulder & ear.

Mein ne Call attend ki....
Mein ne poocha kaun???
Ek NASWAANI aawaz mouth piece se ubhree
Mein Sadia Baat kar rahi hoon….XYZ bank se!!!


Abdul Basit:-Ji kis se baat karni hai????
Sadia:-Ji Abdul Basit Sahab se baat karni hai…
Abdul Basit:-Ji voh seat pe nahi hein!!!! (I was thinking to bluff)
Sadia:-Ji aap kaun baat kar rahe hein????
Abdul Basit: - Ji mein unn ka colleague ABDUL BASIT baat kar raha hoon!!!! (Zubair kahte kahte mere munh se ABDUL BASIT nikal gaya)
Sadia:-Ji Tau ABDUL BASIT SAHAB aap kaise hein?????.....Sadia ne EK EK WORD khainch kar bola
Abdul Basit:-Ji mein theek hoon!!!!
Sadia:- ABDUL BASIT SAHAB Payment kab kar rahe hein???
Abdul Basit:-Jummay Ke Baad!!!!


I wasn’t intended to tell her that it’s me SPEAKING!!!!



Yeah JB pe posting ne mujhe marwa diya hai…………………………………….yeah Rehan aur Rapunzel ne mujhe phansa diya hai…..


Abhi bhi SADIA ki call aa rahi hai PAYMENT ke liye ……but Nah!!!!!!!!



Posted 01 Aug 2008
Rapunzel says
O my gosh isi lye kahte hain Jhoot k payo nhi hote

Aur ilzam hum masum behan bhai pe lagate ho yaani k aik tu choooooooooori uper se sena zoori Astaghfirullah


Sadia maro Isko cell se bahir nikal k
Posted 01 Aug 2008
Ayesha says






is liye kehtay hain jhott nahi bolna chahiye...woh bhi jummay k din
Posted 01 Aug 2008
Ayesha says






aur is main Rapu ka kia kasoor hai?
Posted 01 Aug 2008
Rapunzel says
bila wajah Ayesha mere pe ilzam laga rha hai gahlti apni jb credit card liya hai tu bhugto
Posted 01 Aug 2008
Rapunzel says
Ayesha said:







is liye kehtay hain jhott nahi bolna chahiye...woh bhi jummay k din





bilkul
Posted 01 Aug 2008
Ayesha says
Rapunzel said:

bila wajah Ayesha mere pe ilzam laga rha hai gahlti apni jb credit card liya hai tu bhugto







ghalay baat hai her ilzaam Rapu par na lagaya karo
Posted 01 Aug 2008
sun_shine says
Assalam O Alaikum

*Lolz yaa very Funny...!
Posted 02 Aug 2008
cutefriend says
lolzzzzzz ....... hur galan diyan galan
sadia da suna ki hal wa




hain rapu ne

rapu esye hi pangye kerti hia

rapuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
auntyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy



hath jaoo hath jaooo


Posted 02 Aug 2008
Rehan M Din says

board wali post mai baray daway kar rahay thay na..
Posted 02 Aug 2008
Rapunzel says
cutefriend said:

lolzzzzzz ....... hur galan diyan galan
sadia da suna ki hal wa




hain rapu ne

rapu esye hi pangye kerti hia

rapuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
auntyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy



hath jaoo hath jaooo




Abhi tak tum se tu koi PANGA nhi kiya mein ne Cf Uncle

Bach k rehna bilawajah muft mein mare jayo gay
Posted 02 Aug 2008
Rapunzel says
Rehan M Din said:


board wali post mai baray daway kar rahay thay na..




maun-zabani baatein
Posted 02 Aug 2008
SupidGuy says

Rapunzel said:

O my gosh isi lye kahte hain Jhoot k payo nhi hote

Aur ilzam hum masum behan bhai pe lagate ho yaani k aik tu choooooooooori uper se sena zoori Astaghfirullah


Sadia maro Isko cell se bahir nikal k




aap dono ki hi wajah se yeah BLUNDER hoa hai mujh se!!!!!!!


Posted 02 Aug 2008
SupidGuy says

Ayesha said:







is liye kehtay hain jhott nahi bolna chahiye...woh bhi jummay k din




Ayesha Ji..... ......



such SAADIA sunna nahi chah rahi thi.....tabhi mujhe JHOOT bolna para!!!!!


Posted 02 Aug 2008
SupidGuy says

Ayesha said:







aur is main Rapu ka kia kasoor hai?




Yeah Rapu aur rapu ke Rehaan Bhaai dono DOOSHI hein!!!!!!!




Posted 02 Aug 2008
SupidGuy says

Rapunzel said:

bila wajah Ayesha mere pe ilzam laga rha hai gahlti apni jb credit card liya hai tu bhugto




kuch haadsay doosray logoon ki wajah se aap ki zindagi mai hote hein!!!!


Posted 02 Aug 2008
SupidGuy says

Ayesha said:

Rapunzel said:

bila wajah Ayesha mere pe ilzam laga rha hai gahlti apni jb credit card liya hai tu bhugto







ghalay baat hai her ilzaam Rapu par na lagaya karo



Theek Hai Ayesha JEE......


Jaise aap kahien!!!!!


Waisa hi hoo ga!!!!



Posted 02 Aug 2008
SupidGuy says

sun_shine said:

Assalam O Alaikum

*Lolz yaa very Funny...!




Walaikumassalam!!!!


Thankzz SS Dearie....


Posted 02 Aug 2008
SupidGuy says

cutefriend said:

lolzzzzzz ....... hur galan diyan galan
sadia da suna ki hal wa




hain rapu ne

rapu esye hi pangye kerti hia

rapuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
auntyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy



hath jaoo hath jaooo





lol


oay tennu SADIA da khiyaal aye ....mennu apni pai hoi aye!!!!!






Hoor Rapu noon murh hoor hoi kamm nai aye...issi waastay aye ayehoo jaiyaan harkataan kardi aye!!!!






Waise, Sadia theek hi aye!!!!







Posted 02 Aug 2008
Rapunzel says
SupidGuy said:


Rapunzel said:

O my gosh isi lye kahte hain Jhoot k payo nhi hote

Aur ilzam hum masum behan bhai pe lagate ho yaani k aik tu choooooooooori uper se sena zoori Astaghfirullah


Sadia maro Isko cell se bahir nikal k




aap dono ki hi wajah se yeah BLUNDER hoa hai mujh se!!!!!!!




tu ghalti kis ki TUMHARIIIIIIIIII
Posted 02 Aug 2008
Rapunzel says
SupidGuy said:


Ayesha said:







aur is main Rapu ka kia kasoor hai?




Yeah Rapu aur rapu ke Rehaan Bhaai dono DOOSHI hein!!!!!!!






ho gya Indian Drama suruh
Posted 02 Aug 2008
SupidGuy says
Rehan M Din said:


board wali post mai baray daway kar rahay thay na..





Yaar Card tu Bara Bhaai use karta hai.....


Mere naam pe tu sirf BILLING hoti hai....


Posted 02 Aug 2008
SupidGuy says


Rapunzel said:

cutefriend said:

lolzzzzzz ....... hur galan diyan galan
sadia da suna ki hal wa




hain rapu ne

rapu esye hi pangye kerti hia

rapuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
auntyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy



hath jaoo hath jaooo




Abhi tak tum se tu koi PANGA nhi kiya mein ne Cf Uncle

Bach k rehna bilawajah muft mein mare jayo gay



CF aap ki Wasiyat aur aapki koi AAKHRI KHUWAASHISH????



hai tu please SMS kar dein!!!!!



Posted 02 Aug 2008
SupidGuy says

Rapunzel said:

Rehan M Din said:


board wali post mai baray daway kar rahay thay na..




maun-zabani baatein



Barhkaoo Barhkaoo



aur aag ko Barhkaoo!!!!!




Posted 02 Aug 2008
SupidGuy says

Rapunzel said:

SupidGuy said:


Rapunzel said:

O my gosh isi lye kahte hain Jhoot k payo nhi hote

Aur ilzam hum masum behan bhai pe lagate ho yaani k aik tu choooooooooori uper se sena zoori Astaghfirullah


Sadia maro Isko cell se bahir nikal k




aap dono ki hi wajah se yeah BLUNDER hoa hai mujh se!!!!!!!




tu ghalti kis ki TUMHARIIIIIIIIII



what was the reason?????


Posted 02 Aug 2008
SupidGuy says


Rapunzel said:

SupidGuy said:


Ayesha said:







aur is main Rapu ka kia kasoor hai?




Yeah Rapu aur rapu ke Rehaan Bhaai dono DOOSHI hein!!!!!!!






ho gya Indian Drama suruh



Yahaan talent ki koi QADAR hi nahi hai.....












































Posted 02 Aug 2008
sun_shine says
SupidGuy said:


sun_shine said:

Assalam O Alaikum

*Lolz yaa very Funny...!




Walaikumassalam!!!!


Thankzz SS Dearie....





*Most welcome Sir...!
Posted 03 Aug 2008
Desi_MC says
Pakistan mein bank waale call kartey hein ?
Aur woh bhi larki se kerwaate hein... nice gimmick.

I likey like.
Posted 03 Aug 2008
Rapunzel says
SupidGuy said:



Rapunzel said:

cutefriend said:

lolzzzzzz ....... hur galan diyan galan
sadia da suna ki hal wa




hain rapu ne

rapu esye hi pangye kerti hia

rapuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
auntyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy



hath jaoo hath jaooo




Abhi tak tum se tu koi PANGA nhi kiya mein ne Cf Uncle

Bach k rehna bilawajah muft mein mare jayo gay



CF aap ki Wasiyat aur aapki koi AAKHRI KHUWAASHISH????



hai tu please SMS kar dein!!!!!





waise SMS sahih lafz hai??
SMS=short message service tu jo hum receive karte hain wo tu simple msg hua na
Posted 03 Aug 2008
Rapunzel says
SupidGuy said:


Rapunzel said:

Rehan M Din said:


board wali post mai baray daway kar rahay thay na..




maun-zabani baatein



Barhkaoo Barhkaoo



aur aag ko Barhkaoo!!!!!






barkha unhein rahi hun shoolay tumhare kaan se kion nikal rhe hain
Posted 03 Aug 2008
Rapunzel says
SupidGuy said:


Rapunzel said:

SupidGuy said:


Rapunzel said:

O my gosh isi lye kahte hain Jhoot k payo nhi hote

Aur ilzam hum masum behan bhai pe lagate ho yaani k aik tu choooooooooori uper se sena zoori Astaghfirullah


Sadia maro Isko cell se bahir nikal k




aap dono ki hi wajah se yeah BLUNDER hoa hai mujh se!!!!!!!




tu ghalti kis ki TUMHARIIIIIIIIII



what was the reason?????





Ghalti hamari nhi AP ki hai

REASON tumhari niyat mein be-imaani
Posted 03 Aug 2008
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