Rapunzel
Age: 124
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Pakistan, Pakistan
If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.
Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
