SHE'S EVILLLLLLLLL

(I would say that now)
she's a meanie bambenie and a nasty pasty.
she's:
terrorised me on coaches to Birmingham desi shopping
with really bad saardaar impressions
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She's told a hindu guy I really like him so he'd annoy me more (just for the sake of a pizza!)
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She wacks me with a pillow when I'm a sleepy baby
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she has tendancies to be very sarkie, e.g.
Asian: tu chai peeni hai?
Mystique: NAHI MEAI APNAY MOO THAY DHOOL NA HEGA
ONE EXAMPLE OF MANY
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she hates rayman raving rabbits and threatens to make rabbit handee
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