Some (junk) Food for Thought

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when u r a moderately enlightened soul like nikama and u take a french leave from office and go on a morning long drive, u often come up with thought provoking issues like these.
1-Masculine for Peri i saw this girl who reminded me of a fairi since she was not only cute but so innocent that she didnt turn her eyes away/off/down when i made three passes in a row at her. and thinking about peri made me think about its male counterpart as well.what is a male peri called? our persian friends being the easy going people that they are call him PERIZAD. but thats too simple and too stupid. when we dont call a dog a bitchzada and we dont call a peacock a murghizada how can we call a male peri perizada. its not fair..... u have a name for a female but u dont have one for the male u simply call it son of the female, it amounts to gender discrimination and since its fashionable to be against gender discrimination so i invite all of u to ponder over this issue and suggest a name for the male fairi, but ofcourse in a separate topic or in a private message to me.
2-NO GIRLS
I have seen this sticker on many cars that has the word girls written and crossed in the same fashion as we have no smoking stickers. now this again is a gender based discrimination we need to raise our voices against because its fashionable to do so. and anyways why no girls? i mean if a particular girls has dumped u it doesnt mean that u should ban all the girls from sitting in your vehicle. its not fair so JBians please raise your voice against it and wherever u see that sticker tear it and run away.
3-A Rabbit on Fuel Tank
Another thing that i have noticed these days is this sticker of a rabbit on the fuel tank more and more people are using it on their cars just because they saw someoneelse doing this.now in old good days we used to have this sticker of a boy pi**ing off on the fuel tank and it made perfect sense pi**ing off always does but more so here because u r afterall pouring something in the tank but now u have this rabbit why? and its also insulting for the Bugs Bunny and his millions of diehard fans like me that the rabbit is an ordinary one and not Bugs Bunny. to me rabbit means bugs bunny and vice versa and i strongly protest against this insult of bunny and request u people to avoid this rabbit sticker and use the regular pi**ing off boy on the fuel tanks of your cars if u must.
4-Basic Obedience Training
there is this pet clinic in islamabad that also offers basic obedience training. but to who... the dog or its owner? this is not clear and as far as i know the dog happens to be quite an obedient enimal already so its clear that he doesnot require this training, man on the other hand is a rebel and many of us need this b.o.t so if any of u has been trained in this particular pet clinic or anyother let me know through a private message of course.
5-The Pregnant Bitch
in f-8 i saw this pregnant bitch sitting before margalla police station as though waiting patiently for her turn. it further strengthened my belief that enimals are innocent, u c one is supposed to go to a hospital if one is pregnant but this poor bitch went to police station, little does she know that our police stations are actually meant to make the visitors pregnant regardless of their gender and are not the place to report your pregnancy, i tried to call 15 to help her but the line was buzy and i had to turn back. but if any of u ever sees a bitch before a police station please advise her or take her to the nearest public hospital.
6-Bus Shelter
C.D.A has built these brand new bus tops at some places where residents dont need them really and they have put a signboard over them which says,"this is a bus sheletr, please use it dont abuse it" now in the first place its ok to call it a bus stop because the bus stops here but its not a bus sheleter because the bus doesnt take refuge under it, the commuters do. so it should be called a commuters shelter and the second thing is that how can u abuse a bus stop? they should be less imaginative and use the term misuse here so if any of u happens to live in the capital upon seeing these new bus shelters please do abuse it and the c.d.a and the government and the world in general or in particular whatever way u want.
7-Bed, Bath and more........
on your way back u see this sign board of a shop u enthusiastically enter it (thinking it is a brothel first of its kind that proudly and publically announces its name and sevices) and to your disappointment it turns out to be a furniture and bathroom accessories shop.
WHO SAYS WORLD ISNT A STRANGE PLACE