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1. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.


2. A day without sunshine is like... night.



3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.



4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.



5. If at first you don*t succeed, then skydiving isn*t for you.



6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.



7. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.



8. Honk if you love peace and quiet.



9. Remember, half the people you know are below average.



10. Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.



11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.



12. He who laughs last, thinks the slowest.




13. When everything*s coming your way, chances are you*re in the wrong lane.



14. Experience is something you don*t get until just after you need it.