olldman said:
Phir ye khushi usse sunao na, der kayon.
olldman said:5. ((Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? ))
1st: Very fashionable jee.
2nd: Istamalkarne se kahein khud ko, needle lag jaane se qaedhy ka, mazze se khana nahi kha sakein ghe
Rehan M Din said:
Rapunzel said:
Rehan M Din said:
Nice sharing...
jo answer SS na dai saki... woh main dai doon ga...
Shawa
thanku... thanku
Rehan M Din said:
Rapunzel said:badaam kahye hain
dekha... maaan hi gai na...
us din keh rahi thi "KON SE BADAM"...
Rapunzel said:
sun_shine said:Assalam O Alaikum
*Lolz Right Mr.Rehaan Sir and Mr.Old Man Sir
Jin Questions Kay Answers hamain aatay hain Filhaal
Hum unhi se start Kartay hain
Ok Jee
3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Answer:Simply Because Stars Count karnay K liye
Tho Buhat dooor jana parega jo k Buhat mushkil hain
Isi liye Yakeen kar letay hain
Aur paint Check karna Konsa Mushkil kaam hain Lol
6. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Answer:Coz tarzan Fresh fruits and Vegetables khatay
hain jis se Skin hamesha Glowing rehti hain
Aur Insaan Kafi Young Rehta hain
Sadqe jayun tumhare
olldman said:
sun_shine said:Assalam O Alaikum
*Lolz Right Mr.Rehaan Sir and Mr.Old Man Sir
Jin Questions Kay Answers hamain aatay hain Filhaal
Hum unhi se start Kartay hain
Ok Jee
3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Answer:Simply Because Stars Count karnay K liye
Tho Buhat dooor jana parega jo k Buhat mushkil hain
Isi liye Yakeen kar letay hain
Aur paint Check karna Konsa Mushkil kaam hain Lol
6. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Answer:Coz tarzan Fresh fruits and Vegetables khatay
hain jis se Skin hamesha Glowing rehti hain
Aur Insaan Kafi Young Rehta hain
Wa-alaikum Assalaam
Very good Sunshine Jee.
Waise aapne kitnni baar haath barre hein check karte paint ko.
Rapunzel said:
olldman said:5. ((Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? ))
1st: Very fashionable jee.
2nd: Istamalkarne se kahein khud ko, needle lag jaane se qaedhy ka, mazze se khana nahi kha sakein ghe
Fashion
Bus kar do logon bechara apna sar peet le ga
sun_shine said:
olldman said:
sun_shine said:Assalam O Alaikum
*Lolz Right Mr.Rehaan Sir and Mr.Old Man Sir
Jin Questions Kay Answers hamain aatay hain Filhaal
Hum unhi se start Kartay hain
Ok Jee
3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Answer:Simply Because Stars Count karnay K liye
Tho Buhat dooor jana parega jo k Buhat mushkil hain
Isi liye Yakeen kar letay hain
Aur paint Check karna Konsa Mushkil kaam hain Lol
6. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Answer:Coz tarzan Fresh fruits and Vegetables khatay
hain jis se Skin hamesha Glowing rehti hain
Aur Insaan Kafi Young Rehta hain
Wa-alaikum Assalaam
Very good Sunshine Jee.
Waise aapne kitnni baar haath barre hein check karte paint ko.
*Thank You Sir
Lolz kae baar
Hamari Cosuin Ki paintings pari hoti hain
Unhain check karnay K liye Hum haath Barhatay hain
Agar paint haath pe laga Tho Painting Wet
aur Agar paint haath pe na laga Tho painting
Dry hain Lol...!
Rapunzel said:WHY (can anyone give the answers)
1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
2. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?
3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
4. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
5. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
6. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
7. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
8. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
9. Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lips"?
10. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
11. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
12. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
13. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
14. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
15 Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
16. How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
17. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
18. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
19. In Winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in Summer, when we complained about the heat in Summer?
20. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
sun_shine said:
Assalam O Alaikum
*Well Done Sir
Very Nice lol
"Lips"
May be Coz they Are Twins Lol
sun_shine said:
*Lolz Sadkay jaeye
Akhir haqq banta hain Apka jee Lolz...!
sun_shine said:
*Thank You Sir
Lolz kae baar
Hamari Cosuin Ki paintings pari hoti hain
Unhain check karnay K liye Hum haath Barhatay hain
Agar paint haath pe laga Tho Painting Wet
aur Agar paint haath pe na laga Tho painting
Dry hain Lol...!
sun_shine said:Assalam O Alaikum
*Good Job By All Of Us Lol
Keep Going well InshAllah...!
olldman said:
olldman said:
8. ((Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?))
No fun intended here out of respect.
My research tells me, No helmets were worn by the pilots in second world war. They wore leather flight caps and goggles, reasons were based on altitude and atmospheric conditions.
9. ((Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lips"?))
I will leave this one for S .S
10. ((If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?))
Stubborn idiots.
11. ((Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?))
They are colour blind.
sun_shine said:
Assalam O Alaikum
*Well Done Sir
Very Nice lol
"Lips"
May be Coz they Are Twins Lol
olldman said:
12. ((Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?))
The day pope comes to the Friday, Jhumma namaaz .
13. ((Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?))
Khanjoos day dreaming and sleep walking.
olldman said:
sun_shine said:
Assalam O Alaikum
*Well Done Sir
Very Nice lol
"Lips"
May be Coz they Are Twins Lol
Bohut acha, SS.
olldman said:
12. ((Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?))
The day pope comes to the Friday, Jhumma namaaz .
13. ((Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?))
Khanjoos day dreaming and sleep walking.
