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Windows in Urdu 2006~~~~~~~~~
Bill Gates Was In Pakistan A Few Days Ago. He Announced That
Microsoft Plans To Release A Windows Version In Urdu. Here Are
Some Windows Terms That May Be Used In Urdu Khirrkiyaan 2004!
File = Darkhwaast
Save = Bachao
Save As = Aisay Bachao
Save All = Subko Bachao
Help = Mujhay Bachao
Find = Dhoondo
Find Again = Phir Say Dhoondo
Move = Hillao
Open = Kholo
Close = Dafa Karo
New = Naya
Old = Khatara
Replace = Badli Karo
Run = Bhaago
Print = Chaapo
Print Preview = Dekh Kay Chaapo
Copy = Naqal Karo
Cut = Qatal Karo
Paste = Chipkao
Paste Special = Zor Say Chipkao
Mail = Daak
Mailer = Daakia
Tools = Auzaar
Toolbar = Auzaar Khamba
Compress = Thoonso
Mouse = Chooha
Zoom In = Ainak Utaar Kay Dekho
Zoom Out = Ainak Laga Kar Dekho
Delete All = Sub Ko Goli Maaro
Exit = Apnay Aap Ko Goli Maaro.
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ASSALAM O ALIKUM
Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakham chahe kitna hi gahra kyo na ho, hmm DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi!
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!
Boss: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Boss: pagal, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!
Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya...Phir mere dil me khayal aaya...Ke lagta hay ki...Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi "NAHAYA"
gali main hai paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro boli"Shukriya Bhai Jan"
Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega...
Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Buray waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi kharish na mite, to 8ve din naha lana chahiye
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya -Kay Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya
Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain
Promise me we are true friends, I am lamp you are light, I am Coke you are Sprite, I am Sawan you are badal, I am Normal you are Pagal
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Types Of Aashiqqqqqqs...............!!!
AMEER AASHIQ :
Main Bhee Kharidar Hoon Main Bhi Khareedon Gaa
Piyar Kahan Bikta Hai Pata Bata Doo .......
GHAREEB AASHIQ :
Sona Na Chandi Na Koi Mehal Jane-Mann
Tughko Me Day Sakoon Gaa .......
JHOOTA AASHIQ :
Kal Shab Dekha Main Ne Chand Jharokay Mein
Uss Ko Kia Salaam Tumharay Dhokay Mein ........
SACHAA AASHIQ:
Dil Hogaya Hai Tera Dewana Aab Koi Jachta Nahin
Naadan Hai Samaghta Nahin Binteray Rehta Nahin .......
KAMYAB AASHIQ:
O Kendi Hai Sayaan Main Teri Yaan .......
NAKAAM AASHIQ:
Inn Say Nain Mila Kay Dekho Ya Dhoka Bhee Kha Kay Dekho
CHALAAK AASHIQ :
Buss Bhai Buss Ziyada Baat Nahin Memsaab
Aaj Kay Baad Mulaqat Nahin Memsaab .......
MAJBOOR AASHIQ :
Izhar Bhee Mushkil Hai Kuch Kah Bhee Nahin Saktay
Majboor Hai Uff Allah Chup Rah Bhee Nahi Saktay ....
BUZDIL AASHIQ :
Me Tera Shehar Chour Jaoun Gaa .......
DHEETE AASHIQ :
Chahay Jiss Shehar Bhee Jaen Chahay Jiss Mulk Bhee Jaen
May Hi Mahiwal Hoon Tera Sohniye Tu Meri Gal sun ja ...
IZZAT DAR AASHIQ :
Teri Ruswayon Say Darta Hoon
Jub Teray Shehar Se Guzar Taa Hoon
