Doctor to Jasbir: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai. Jasbir : Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai. Doctor : Dawai khali thi kya? Jasbir : Nahi doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi. Doctor : Are Jasbir ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya. Jasbir : Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur maine le li thi. Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya? Jasbir : Oho, nahi doctor saheb, dawai to lal thi. Doctor : Abe GADHE, Dawai ko piliya tha kya? Jasbir : Nahi Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha. Doctor( in frustration) : Abe teri to, Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet me dala tha ke nahi? Jasbir : Nahi doctor saheb. Doctor : Kyon? Jasbir : Kyonki dhakkan band tha. Doctor : Teri to.....sale......, to Khola kyon nahi. Jasbir : Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna. Doctor : Tera ilaz main nahi kar sakta.....!!! Jasbir : Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga
