Unforgettable Tharakh Moments !!

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Jibran

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Jee Haan Ayeah Ayeah aur post ke jiyeah apnay Unforgettable Tharak Moments batayeah kay kaisey professionaly app bhi patah sakhtay hein kisi khas insaan ko.

Bahanay Bahanay say ghar ana cable wala ban ker, miss calls marna telephone booth par kaam kernay wala ban kar, Ghar par chakar lagana chotay Bhai ka dost ban ker, Ramzaan mein rozana Iftiyaree lay kay anay wala ban kar, baar baar cricket ball mangnay wala ban kar, Sardhi hoee garmi mein dopahar kay waqt Naha Dho kay tayar ho kar ganjay sir par GEL lagay kay ghar kay bahar intizaaar kernay wala ban kar. College kay bahar poora din khoaree kernay wala ban ker, Physics kay notes kay bahanay mobile number hasil kernay wala ban ker, desk ke neechay "I LOVE YOU" ka pharra rakhnay wala ban kar. Agar Job kernay walee ho tou apni gardhi mein ghar drop kernay wala ban kar, Dooston say udhar paisay lay kar mehangay restaurant mein dinner party denay wala ban kar. Aur Aakhir mein jab us ke shaadi ho jayee uss hee udhar denay walay dost say tou kuch saal baad us kay bachoon ka Mamoon ban kar??

Apnay experience ke roshni mein noujawan nasal ko apnay peghaam bhjiyeah aur bataiyeah kay kaisey maar khayee, Thapardh khayee, ya Galeean Suneein bagahair woh society kay Eik MOAZIZ TARDHOO ka khitab hasil kar sakhtay hein.
Posted 12 Jun 2009

chitra says
Good post...
Posted 12 Jun 2009

well
ek theee ED..
ek thi FAI..
ek thee HOOR..

Jab dil hi toot gaya to g kay kia karain gay
Posted 12 Jun 2009

ek aur thee lekin us ka naam main nahi bolon ga
Posted 12 Jun 2009

Jibran says
Arey woh tou nahin jo Jilani par ati thee??
Posted 12 Jun 2009

woh bhi thee lekin jahan tak mujhe yaad hay us ki gaud main ek bacha bhi tha
Posted 12 Jun 2009

Jibran says
Apnay Sapolay ko bhool gayee Kabees Insaan
Posted 12 Jun 2009

woh sapoola mera nahi kisi ka laal tha us gori ki gaud main kala bacha tha
Posted 12 Jun 2009

Jibran says
Tou bhai tum nay qurbat Light janay kay baad kee hogee.
Posted 13 Jun 2009

ibrahim18 says
Aap ko jilanee walee khoob yaad hay abhi tak. Abhi tab uss ki thharak puree nahee huyee.
Posted 13 Jun 2009

ibrahim18 says
Ek maasoom bach chay nay Car mai jaatay huye road K ek side jaatee huyee kuch Ladies ko dekha jo BURQAY mai thheen EK Thharkee Aadmi say EK sawall poocha K ( jisay TT sahab achhi tarah jaantay hain) bhai jaan yeh kon hain tou UNN bhai jaan nay kia jawab diya hoga? Jawab in mai say select karain.

1. Purday Daar Khawateen
2. Yeh Musalmaan kee pehchaan hay
              
                YA
3. NINJA Chicks

iss ka jawab jibran ko gaffhitter ko pata hay baraye maherbanee woh iss ka jawab na dain woh comments kar saktay hain.


Posted 13 Jun 2009

ibrahim18 said:

Ek maasoom bach chay nay Car mai jaatay huye road K ek side jaatee huyee kuch Ladies ko dekha jo BURQAY mai thheen EK Thharkee Aadmi say EK sawall poocha K ( jisay TT sahab achhi tarah jaantay hain) bhai jaan yeh kon hain tou UNN bhai jaan nay kia jawab diya hoga? Jawab in mai say select karain.

1. Purday Daar Khawateen
2. Yeh Musalmaan kee pehchaan hay
               
                  YA
3. NINJA Chicks

iss ka jawab jibran ko gaffhitter ko pata hay baraye maherbanee woh iss ka jawab na dain woh comments kar saktay hain.




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Posted 13 Jun 2009

ibrahim18 says
Aap ka jawab bill kull sahee huwa aap ko apne thharak mubarak.
Posted 14 Jun 2009

ibrahim18 said:

Aap ka jawab bill kull sahee huwa aap ko apne thharak mubarak.





apna bhi bata do ibbu sahab aap bhi bahut dafa shabana kay adday kay agay se pakre gaye hain
Posted 14 Jun 2009

ibrahim18 says
Bhai jaan kitt nee dafa pakra gaya her dafa tum logg bhi saath hotay thhe
Posted 21 Jun 2009

gaffhitter says
mein ney neya process use kya ..hai sabzi wala bin ker rooz us key yehan jata hai ,,,sub key samney baydharak baat kerta hooo.....ramzan mien tailor bin jata hoo,,kahi bhi bala layta hoo,,naap bhi lay layta hoo//
eik sham mein dhoom tv news ka host bin ker chala gya pher asey dhoom machai key allah maaff
jeb naha ker nikla teb us key abu aye gaye...khair us ka baad hepatetis ke kattraay puray ghir waloo ko peela ney jata hoo,,,jeb pura ghir bhayyhoosh ho jata hai..mien or woh gup shap martey hien...sahi say...
tum bhi agir kahi jana chaoo tu eik process hai..hyarper ka cleaner ka dabah or mic lay ker jana ok////
Posted 21 Jun 2009

ibrahim18 said:

Bhai jaan kitt nee dafa pakra gaya her dafa tum logg bhi saath hotay thhe



aur jab shah sahab kay sath pakre gaye thay tab 500 de kar jaan chuti thee
Posted 21 Jun 2009

gaffhitter said:

mein ney neya process use kya ..hai sabzi wala bin ker rooz us key yehan jata hai ,,,sub key samney baydharak baat kerta hooo.....ramzan mien tailor bin jata hoo,,kahi bhi bala layta hoo,,naap bhi lay layta hoo//
eik sham mein dhoom tv news ka host bin ker chala gya pher asey dhoom machai key allah maaff
jeb naha ker nikla teb us key abu aye gaye...khair us ka baad hepatetis ke kattraay puray ghir waloo ko peela ney jata hoo,,,jeb pura ghir bhayyhoosh ho jata hai..mien or woh gup shap martey hien...sahi say...
tum bhi agir kahi jana chaoo tu eik process hai..hyarper ka cleaner ka dabah or mic lay ker jana ok////



wah wah kia idea dia maan gaye gaaf
Posted 21 Jun 2009

Iron Man says
gaffhitter wrote:
mein ney neya process use kya ..hai sabzi wala bin ker rooz us key yehan jata hai ,,,sub key samney baydharak baat kerta hooo.....ramzan mien tailor bin jata hoo,,kahi bhi bala layta hoo,,naap bhi lay layta hoo//
eik sham mein dhoom tv news ka host bin ker chala gya pher asey dhoom machai key allah maaff
jeb naha ker nikla teb us key abu aye gaye...khair us ka baad hepatetis ke kattraay puray ghir waloo ko peela ney jata hoo,,,jeb pura ghir bhayyhoosh ho jata hai..mien or woh gup shap martey hien...sahi say...
tum bhi agir kahi jana chaoo tu eik process hai..hyarper ka cleaner ka dabah or mic lay ker jana ok////


wah wah kia chawwal mari hai.....
pr ye to bataya nhi k ap ki ankh kb khuli????
Posted 23 Jun 2009

IM ideas buray nahi hay
Posted 24 Jun 2009

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