White folks...

Back in the early days of steam ships, a ship of rich white
people sailed at sea. All of a sudden something happened
to the ship and it was about to sink. Terrified, the people
aboard didn't know what to do. Someone suggested they
do what the Negroes did.....pray.

But unfortunately no one knew what to say. So they called
upon Titanus, a black cook on the ship and asked him to
pray. Titanus agreed and came up on deck to pray.

He started like this: "Lord on a day of hunger I went to a
restaurant to get something to eat and the sign said: FOR
WHITE FOLKS ONLY. I went to a water fountain to get
water and the sign said: FOR WHITE FOLKS ONLY. Then
Lord, I went to the restroom to take a sh*t and the sign said:
FOR WHITE FOLKS ONLY. So Lord Almighty when this
Motherf##k#er sinks, let it be FOR WHITE FOLKS ONLY..
....................AMEN"