1.you're often found making out with the wall 2.you spend $50 a week and you don't realize where it goes 3.the kid who got expelled 5 years in a row is your best friend 4.you dream that you're burning trees 5.you have a tendency to sniff everything in sight 6.you only remember everything that happened 2 minutes ago 7.everything you see leaf-shaped reminds you of marijuana 8.your worst enemy in your dreams is a cop 9.chewing gum pisses you off 10.you have an A-Z book on identifying illegal plants
