An Englishman went next door to welcome his new Indian neighbour. >>He was >>shocked to see the man from India in his nice backyard chasing ten >>chickens around like mad. "Must be an Indian custom," he thought to >>himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till a later date, >>he >>went home. >> >> >>The next day, he decided he was going to welcome the Indian man >>again. >>When he looked through his window, he saw the Indian man urinate >>into a >>cup and drink it. "Must be an Indian custom," he thought to >>himself. >>Deciding he could put off the welcome till tomorrow, he went on >>with >>other stuff. >> >> >>The third day, he was determined he had to welcome the Indian man. >>At >>gate, he saw the Indian man with his ear pressed against a cow's >>big >>fat butt. >> >> >>He became angry and went up to the Indian man. " I'm sorry sir, I >>want >>to wish you a welcome, but I cannot stand your crazy Indian >>customs! He >>yelled in the Indian man's face. >> >> >>The Indian man looked confused and answered. "Sorry sir, I think >>you are >>mistaken. These are actually English customs. I was told, to be >>English, >>you have to chase chicks, get piss drunk, and listen to bullsh*t."
