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The Oxford Dictionary's latest definition of the following words.

Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of
when dead.

Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you
actually look forward to the trip.

Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls
into a river.

Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway
"See I am not injured yet."

Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and
a fool on the other.

Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds
of either

Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by
feminine water power

Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on.

Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Divorce : Future tense of marriage.

Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got
caught.

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your
confidence after.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his
bills.

Sweater : garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
Posted 28 Oct 2003

jani420 says
Lol nice
Posted 28 Oct 2003

new_beau says
I MOST LIKE THE FOLLOWING REST ALL ARE ALSO COOL

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by
feminine water power
Posted 28 Oct 2003

old one
Posted 28 Oct 2003

2HOT4U says
Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway
"See I am not injured yet."


hey! there's an idea now!!! you can jump off dat mani!
Posted 28 Oct 2003

Mani says
ha ha ha
this fasting has really notched up ur sense up ur sense o humour!!

Posted 28 Oct 2003

2HOT4U says
hahahah yup it's really notched up mah sense up mah sense o humor!!   
Posted 28 Oct 2003

Mani says
rite.......

all dat food and no compromise

damn

u fasting today?

wit ...u jus had ur sehri rite?

:S
Posted 28 Oct 2003

2HOT4U says
yesh... like an hour ago :S
Posted 28 Oct 2003

Mani says
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u know u can wake me up too at da sehri
:S
Posted 28 Oct 2003

2HOT4U says
oye! it's not mah fault you missed it! dun get mad at me! loser!!! actually! you know what! i'm happy you missed it!! that'll teach you to use an alarm clock or sumthin!!
Posted 28 Oct 2003

slik chik says
seen it befo!
Posted 28 Oct 2003

djguru says
oldies ...... n they aint funyy ! [ my opinion ] thats all....now dont start the Bull*hit wid me agian !
Posted 28 Oct 2003

MrDeath says
okes
Posted 28 Oct 2003

slik chik says
djguru said:

oldies ...... n they aint funyy ! [ my opinion ] thats all....now dont start the Bull*hit wid me agian !


have no idea wat ur on bout dj, but yups, its an oldie!
Posted 28 Oct 2003

Mani says
2HOT4U said:

oye! it's not mah fault you missed it! dun get mad at me! loser!!! actually! you know what! i'm happy you missed it!! that'll teach you to use an alarm clock or sumthin!!



rite....wat r u ehre for then?
Posted 28 Oct 2003

funny tu hay
Posted 01 Nov 2003

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