DRUNK

A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar completely drunk. He
walks up to the bartender and asks for a drink. The bartender kindly
tells the guy he can't give him a drink because he is already drunk.
Angry the guy stumbles back out the front door.
About five minuters later the guy stumbles through the side door of the
bar. He asks the bartender for a drink and once again the bartender
tells the guy no because he is already drunk. The guy stumbles back
through the side door.
A few minutes later the guy stumbles through the bars back door. The
guy walks up to the bar, looks at the bartender for a moment then says,
"Damn, man how many bars do you work at?"