Cute_gal
Age: 124
Total Posts: 9975
Points: 0
Location:
USA, USA
* At communion you go back for seconds.
* You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
* You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
* Long distance companies don't call you to switch.
* You give blood everyday ... just for the orange juice.
* McDonald's is the supplier of all your kitchen
condiments.
* American Express calls and says: "Leave home without
it!"
* Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath
outside a restaurant.
* You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic
bond with Abe Lincoln.
