smart pakistani guy

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jason statham

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Two people, John and Mike, are sitting on a plane behind a Pakistani
guy. To irritate the pakistani guy they strike up this conversation:



John says to Mike: "So where are you off to.....India?
Mike: "Oh, no I heard that there are too many muslims
there."
(The pakistani guy stirs in his seat)



John: "Are you going to Iran?"
Mike: "No, that place is even more populated with muslims!"
John: "Are you going to Indonesia?"
Mike: "Ugh....no way....that place is crawling with
muslims!"



(By now the pakistani guy is getting really mad....)




John: "So, you must be going to Pakistan?"
Mike: "Absolutely NOT.....that place is INFESTED with
muslims!!"


Frustrated, the Pakistani guy turns around and says;

"WHY DON'T YOU BOTH GO TO HELL, I HEAR THERE AREN'T ANY MUSLIMS
THERE!!!"
Posted 22 Nov 2003

~Fragi~ says
lolz lolz
Posted 22 Nov 2003

new_beau says
mr nice guy said:

Two people, John and Mike, are sitting on a plane behind a Pakistani
guy. To irritate the pakistani guy they strike up this conversation:



John says to Mike: "So where are you off to.....India?
Mike: "Oh, no I heard that there are too many muslims
there."
(The pakistani guy stirs in his seat)



John: "Are you going to Iran?"
Mike: "No, that place is even more populated with muslims!"
John: "Are you going to Indonesia?"
Mike: "Ugh....no way....that place is crawling with
muslims!"



(By now the pakistani guy is getting really mad....)




John: "So, you must be going to Pakistan?"
Mike: "Absolutely NOT.....that place is INFESTED with
muslims!!"


Frustrated, the Pakistani guy turns around and says;

"WHY DON'T YOU BOTH GO TO HELL, I HEAR THERE AREN'T ANY MUSLIMS
THERE!!!"



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Posted 23 Nov 2003

~Fragi~ says
new_beau said:

mr nice guy said:

Two people, John and Mike, are sitting on a plane behind a Pakistani
guy. To irritate the pakistani guy they strike up this conversation:



John says to Mike: "So where are you off to.....India?
Mike: "Oh, no I heard that there are too many muslims
there."
(The pakistani guy stirs in his seat)



John: "Are you going to Iran?"
Mike: "No, that place is even more populated with muslims!"
John: "Are you going to Indonesia?"
Mike: "Ugh....no way....that place is crawling with
muslims!"



(By now the pakistani guy is getting really mad....)




John: "So, you must be going to Pakistan?"
Mike: "Absolutely NOT.....that place is INFESTED with
muslims!!"


Frustrated, the Pakistani guy turns around and says;

"WHY DON'T YOU BOTH GO TO HELL, I HEAR THERE AREN'T ANY MUSLIMS
THERE!!!"



IDEA TO POPAT HAY



kaheen apki airline mein to nahi hoya yeh
Posted 23 Nov 2003

chattygirl says
i think that is a good joke
an it serves the 2 guys rite
cuz if any1 says summit like that
they should go 2 hell cuz they're joeys
Posted 24 Nov 2003

chattygirl said:

i think that is a good joke
an it serves the 2 guys rite
cuz if any1 says summit like that
they should go 2 hell cuz they're joeys


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Posted 25 Nov 2003

sanam411 says
lolz!!!
Posted 28 Nov 2003

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Posted 30 Nov 2003

kya aiya
Posted 30 Nov 2003

2HOT4U says
hahhahahahahah read it already, but still funny! lol
Posted 30 Nov 2003

lol...welcome to indonesia
Posted 01 Dec 2003

mr nice guy said:

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Posted 01 Dec 2003

dreamsUnlimited said:

mr nice guy said:

kya aiya



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i think Aanand means Sakoon not maja?????????
Posted 01 Dec 2003

queen victoria said:

dreamsUnlimited said:

mr nice guy said:

kya aiya



aanand....matlab bohat maja aiya


i think Aanand means Sakoon not maja?????????



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