smart pakistani guy

Two people, John and Mike, are sitting on a plane behind a Pakistani
guy. To irritate the pakistani guy they strike up this conversation:



John says to Mike: "So where are you off to.....India?
Mike: "Oh, no I heard that there are too many muslims
there."
(The pakistani guy stirs in his seat)



John: "Are you going to Iran?"
Mike: "No, that place is even more populated with muslims!"
John: "Are you going to Indonesia?"
Mike: "Ugh....no way....that place is crawling with
muslims!"



(By now the pakistani guy is getting really mad....)




John: "So, you must be going to Pakistan?"
Mike: "Absolutely NOT.....that place is INFESTED with
muslims!!"


Frustrated, the Pakistani guy turns around and says;

"WHY DON'T YOU BOTH GO TO HELL, I HEAR THERE AREN'T ANY MUSLIMS
THERE!!!"