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QUEEN VICTORIA

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Some cute Dialouges




Girlfriend : And are you sure you love me and no one else.
Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.


Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.


Waiter : Would you like your coffee black.
Customer : What other colours do you have?



My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.



Pupil : Did you know that the most intelligent person is going deaf?
Teacher: Really. Who is it?
Pupil : Pardon.



Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?
David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated.



Teacher : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and Stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student : Brotherly love.



Teacher : Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.



Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died.



Teacher : " Hello boys, Remember !!! Nothing is impossible."
One of the 20 Students: "Ok Sir, You please take out all the toothpaste and put it back into the tube again."



Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE ?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime."



Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ? "
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in his hand




Posted 25 Nov 2003

new_beau says
Really Funny and Fact ful too
Posted 25 Nov 2003

PumpKin says
where's your dialog queeny???

queeny :.......................
New beau :.....................
Posted 25 Nov 2003

new_beau says
PumPkin said:

where's your dialog queeny???

queeny :.......................
New beau :.....................




queeny   : Should Pumpkin change his nick? What u think NB.??
New beau : Yeah..And I think it should be "duh" kekeke
Posted 25 Nov 2003

~Fragi~ says
lolz
Posted 25 Nov 2003

Ashii says
hehehehhee..
Posted 26 Nov 2003

Posted 26 Nov 2003

thanx friendz
Posted 29 Nov 2003

good....funny
Posted 01 Dec 2003

PumpKin says
in what soap opera that dialouges line ?
NB n queeny were the leading actress n actor..mm..must be tricky plot ehehee...
Posted 04 Dec 2003

Cute_gal says
lolz!!
Posted 04 Dec 2003

new_beau says
PumPkin said:

in what soap opera that dialouges line ?
NB n queeny were the leading actress n actor..mm..must be tricky plot ehehee...



"PUMPKIN HEAD @ JB"
Posted 04 Dec 2003

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