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CALCULATIONS

SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT

An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com

Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan

Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park

4 weeks stay in Switzerland + London + New Zealand
+ Canada = watch 4 minute song in Hindi movie

Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability +
personality + own production company = Kajol

Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite drama serials

Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega crorepati = A SUPERSTAR

Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan -Talent

Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan

One smile + 32 teeth = Govinda

One person - shirt = Salman Khan

One person + straight hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay dutt

One hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol

One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya Film CALCULATIONS

SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT

An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com

Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan

Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park

4 weeks stay in Switzerland + London + New Zealand
+ Canada = watch 4 minute song in Hindi movie

Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability +
personality + own production company = Kajol

Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite drama serials

Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega crorepati = A SUPERSTAR

Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan -Talent

Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan

One smile + 32 teeth = Govinda

One person - shirt = Salman Khan

One person + straight hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay dutt

One hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol

One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya Film CALCULATIONS

SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT

An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com

Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan

Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park

4 weeks stay in Switzerland + London + New Zealand
+ Canada = watch 4 minute song in Hindi movie

Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability +
personality + own production company = Kajol

Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite drama serials

Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega crorepati = A SUPERSTAR

Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan -Talent

Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan

One smile + 32 teeth = Govinda

One person - shirt = Salman Khan

One person + straight hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay dutt

One hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol

One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya Film


Posted 17 Jul 2003

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